I don't remember caffeine having an effect on me when I was a kid. Admittedly, I was a hyperactive child, and a little caffeine in my system would have been like throwing a lit match into an incinerator.
The reason I bring this up is that I recently switched over to tea from coffee, and my tea of choice is Good Earth Original. When I...
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The reason I bring this up is that I recently switched over to tea from coffee, and my tea of choice is Good Earth Original. When I...
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all0nblack:
Holy crap. There's something so fucking hot about women that could potentially kick the living shit out of you.
I had a pretty good weekend, altogether. V-day was actually downright positive this year. I don't have a girlfriend, as is always the case at this time of year, but I don't have anyone to be bitter or maudlin about either, so I was facing the day with a clear head. I went down to Portland with Mike and Kate (my younger brother and older...
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Do you ever find yourself wishing that you lived in a secretive, totalitarian regime run by the megalomaniacal Heir Commissar Burgermeister MeisterBruiser? Cmon, you know you secretly do.
Under Heir Commissar Burgermeister MeisterBruisers reign, stupid drivers will be punished. For example, Anyone caught parking in front of a stop sign at an intersection in the middle of a narrow two lane road will be tied...
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Under Heir Commissar Burgermeister MeisterBruisers reign, stupid drivers will be punished. For example, Anyone caught parking in front of a stop sign at an intersection in the middle of a narrow two lane road will be tied...
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jolene:
such an imagination.
what do you say. you. me. world domination?
what do you say. you. me. world domination?
rockabillybaby:
If you punished all the stupid drivers where I live, I'd be the only one left.
Sounds good to me.
Sounds good to me.
It's 6am. I am up this early in order to take my Maine coon cat, Sputnik, to the vet. He's getting on in years (we've had him since 1990), and seems to have forgotten how to properly groom himself. It's a pitty because he was such a handsome animal when he wasn't suffering from the mange. 
So now i am off to hunt down my...
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I went to Denny's this morning for breakfast with my sister. It's the closest thing to a diner here in Lewiston/Auburn now that Gene's closed down, and the place was packed. Now, for clarity, when I say packed, what i really mean is full of rather grizzled people. There was a guy standing in line ahead of me dressed in (I shit you not) a...
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all0nblack:
I've been partial to the double pomade look for a long time. Once I get it combed how I want it, I take a decent sized amount of Royal Crown for hold. It's thicker and has not much shine so, once that's in, I go for a small amount of Murray's light for shine and a pleasing odor.
Until I can get the two kinds of black and white pomade in steady supply, I'll stick with it.
I'm one of like 100 greasers in Portland but, we do have tons and tons of Afro supply shops so, I'm never without.
Until I can get the two kinds of black and white pomade in steady supply, I'll stick with it.
I'm one of like 100 greasers in Portland but, we do have tons and tons of Afro supply shops so, I'm never without.
angelfuck13:
I go to Sam's in E14th in North San leandro/ South Oakland for my hangover meal. 
Yesterday afternoon, I was waiting in line at Dunkin Donuts, when a disheveled looking old man kind of hobbled up to me. Very calmly, he said "I will bear down on you like a smoking tiger.", then he walked out the door, and down Main St.
I half expected to walk outside and encounter an old man with a shank made from melted coffee lids,...
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I half expected to walk outside and encounter an old man with a shank made from melted coffee lids,...
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My sister and I went down to Lisbon Falls this afternoon, and paid a visit to "Col. Moxie" at the Moxie store. I don't know his real name, but that man is a living land mark, about as Maine as you can get.
Kate asked the Colonel if he too plastic or checks. He shook his head, straightened his thick, black glasses, rubbed his fingers...
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Kate asked the Colonel if he too plastic or checks. He shook his head, straightened his thick, black glasses, rubbed his fingers...
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all0nblack:
I wish to shit we had a decent flea market in Portland. As many hipster douchebags, hippies, and crazy old people as we have here, I'd say there's plenty of supply and demand.
Ps: Colonel Moxie might be the best name ever.
PPS: If you haven't heard them, Blown Casket = great old time rockabilly mixed with a little psycho. Great shit.
Ps: Colonel Moxie might be the best name ever.
PPS: If you haven't heard them, Blown Casket = great old time rockabilly mixed with a little psycho. Great shit.
Time for another one of my "Oh Lord, why am I surrounded by these people" posts....
Yesterday, I got to class like 20 minutes early, so I was the only person in the room. I began sketching the Ja masks I want to get tattooed on my shoulder blades. This guy who wasn't in the class last week came strolling in, breathing heavily with his...
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Yesterday, I got to class like 20 minutes early, so I was the only person in the room. I began sketching the Ja masks I want to get tattooed on my shoulder blades. This guy who wasn't in the class last week came strolling in, breathing heavily with his...
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all0nblack:
Holy crap. I've never met the guy and I'd really, really like to take my handyman jack out of the back of my truck and introduce it to his jaw.
Granted we are trying to live in a society, but if some asswipe said anything about my pomp, ehhh. Just makes me angry.
Hmmm. My weekend you say?
Great great rockabilly show at DV8 that just reminded me I need to call the lovely miss Jolene and invite her.
Make a mix cd for my roomie.
Sex. Lots of sex.
Granted we are trying to live in a society, but if some asswipe said anything about my pomp, ehhh. Just makes me angry.
Hmmm. My weekend you say?
Great great rockabilly show at DV8 that just reminded me I need to call the lovely miss Jolene and invite her.
Make a mix cd for my roomie.
Sex. Lots of sex.
I went down to Portland this morning, stopped by Newbury Comics and picked up Deadbolt's newesyt album, "Hobo Babylon", and the Darkness's "Permission to Land". Oh my god, I cannot believe how Awe(Full)some the Darkness are. As I was driving down Main Street on my way back through Lewiston, Get Your Hands Off Of My Woman was blaring on my stereo. I was singing along...
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angie1:
Dude I saw deadbolt here in vegas they were alright my cousin really digs them. the lead singer named my cousin mrs. valdez. the show was lots of fun!
I'm mentally exhausted this evening.
Errands. Wal Mart. Drama. Stupid people. Job hunting. Essay writing. Anniversary of a really bad mistake that ruined the best relationship I've ever had. State of the Union Address. Stuff I really shouldn't let get to me, but I do, because I'm a dork sometimes. Haha.
You know the feeling where your eyes feel glazed over, and your head feels...
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Errands. Wal Mart. Drama. Stupid people. Job hunting. Essay writing. Anniversary of a really bad mistake that ruined the best relationship I've ever had. State of the Union Address. Stuff I really shouldn't let get to me, but I do, because I'm a dork sometimes. Haha.
You know the feeling where your eyes feel glazed over, and your head feels...
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all0nblack:
I'm 100% physically exhausted. In the last 72 hours I've had 24 hours of non stop hair pulling crazy sex. My brain is an Olympic sized swimming pool of jello, my arms are noodles, my cock is angry.
For my positive note, I found a copy of Deadbolt's "Tiki Man" for like $4 a few days ago. I actually yelped in the record store...
For my positive note, I found a copy of Deadbolt's "Tiki Man" for like $4 a few days ago. I actually yelped in the record store...
Apparently my sister just missed being held at gun point in a movie thater this evening. Seems some guy waltzed in, waved his peice around, and unloaded the registers. You have to be really brazen or just incredibly stupid to rob a movie theater on a friday night. Besides the dozens of witnesses, there are obvious security camera bubbles all over the lobby. If he'd...
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