Two things I learned about myself tonight:
1.) I somehow manage to piss an ex-girlfriend off so much that my mere presence infuriates her. I don't get it! I got over whatever issues we had years ago and I try to be as accommodating as humanly possible whenever she's around, so I don't understand what I'm doing!
2.) I actually found myself getting slightly turned on by the cute late 20-something girl in my Intro to Library Science class when she mentioned she had recently adopted a child. Who'da thunk maternal instincts would have such an effect on me?
On a completely unrelated note, if the guys who scored the following movie are still alive, I would love for them to soundtrack my life. I'd come off so incredibly badass simply brushing my teeth in the morning!
1.) I somehow manage to piss an ex-girlfriend off so much that my mere presence infuriates her. I don't get it! I got over whatever issues we had years ago and I try to be as accommodating as humanly possible whenever she's around, so I don't understand what I'm doing!
2.) I actually found myself getting slightly turned on by the cute late 20-something girl in my Intro to Library Science class when she mentioned she had recently adopted a child. Who'da thunk maternal instincts would have such an effect on me?
On a completely unrelated note, if the guys who scored the following movie are still alive, I would love for them to soundtrack my life. I'd come off so incredibly badass simply brushing my teeth in the morning!
seriously, anyone that gives you shit about being short, just tell them their kneecaps are in danger. watch how fast they take it back hahahaha.
shine serum for hair is the biggest secret to getting it to behave. use a little when it's towel-dried and style it normally, and it should comply with whatever you want to do to it. i've done this with virtually every hair type and it always works beautifully.
as for getting rid of your gut, eat more yogurt and raspberries and maybe do a few crunches. my stomach always shrinks like crazy when i add more raspberries to my diet.
also, best fucking soundtrack ever. i wish i knew who scored it but i can't find anything online anywhere!.