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Monday Feb 01, 2010

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So last night I had a dream where I flew all the way back to San Francisco to have group sex with a bunch of celebrities. Among them were Kristen Kreuk (Smallville and now Chuck) and Scarlett Johannsen. It was pretty vivid (no pun intended) and pretty fucking hot while it lasted (in my dream), but then fucking Colin Ferrell had to go and ruin everything because he got all jealous that I was with Kristen, who I guess he was seeing at the time in my dream.

Fucking Colin Ferrell.

Tonight I went over to a friend's place to watch that show Confessions of a Call Girl and to soak up some sage advice. You wanna know how a piece of advice is good? When you tell the person who gave it to you to fuck off and you're still friends afterwards, that's how.

I'm not kidding, the advice I got was that good.



I've been watching a lot of Wonder Years, lately, too.

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