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brotherofmetal

Calgary

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Friday Apr 14, 2006

Apr 14, 2006
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Well, BSD was a moderately large bust. Which is funny, because typically I like moderately large busts. My friend Grant was supposed to roll by my office after having consumed a significant amount of scotch, and rescue me from work. Unfortunately, he still seems to be MIA. So I worked all day while everyone else got drunk. Went home, and ordered the Flames game on PPV (Woo...division champs!), and invited a few people over. Had a few drinks and a wrestling match with C. Never thought I'd actually put a full-nelson to practical use. Then her and my best friend's gf decided to try to tag-team me (that sounds hotter than it was). Unfortunately C. had to take off reasonably early, so the evening ultimately drew to a close well before midnight. Now I'm hungover, missing C., and moderately sore from the various wrestling matches of the previous evening. Oh yea, my friend had a wicked quote as he called the wrestling match:
"That looks like oral sex gone wrong."
HA! (I wish)
rexa:
The question, then, is this: Is ever truly possible for oral sex to go wrong?
Apr 14, 2006
brotherofmetal:
Yes. Recklessness involving teeth.
Apr 15, 2006

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