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Tuesday Apr 12, 2005

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I can post something like this because I'm a southernbelle and a Daughter (if you get that reference, then you, too, are probably one...) No one else gets to post anything even potentially negative about the Glory states... That said...

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style."

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana, Finally ending up back over in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2008, Deer Hunting is Murder, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.

:::giggle:::
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scoobs:
hahaha tongue biggrin

Now I would actually watch that Survivor series.


B1D ARRR!!!
Apr 12, 2005
toothpick:
I get the references and I'm not Southern.
I was thinking about getting Toby his own account for a month. But I don't think he can type.
Apr 13, 2005

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