Dear Saint Valentine,
I don't have much issue with snakes, but I would really REALLY appreciate if you could, say, drive some of the more idiotic morons that I have to work with (you know the ones I mean) out of my universe today. Or take them off my projects. At the very least, fry their laptops and blackberries and VM for a few days so I can dig myself out of the latest mess they've created, because I cannot handle the volume
of complete and utter crap they send over in the guise of "edits" that is threatening to eat my desk and brain. (I swear, when I start my own company I will FORCE the employees to pass a basic arithmetics test. And grammar. Basically if they can't pass 4th grade, I won't hire them).
In return, I promise not to worship any gods (thereby bypassing that whole pesky "false gods" issue), to openly lust after instead of coveting my neighbor's spousal unit(s), and to leave the killing up to you. (especially if you help me out - that will SERIOUSLY reduce my homicidal tendencies).
Now I know you, St. Valentine, are not the big dude upstairs himself, but I figure that being a Saint gives you a few strings to pull. And hey - today IS your day. So any help would be appreciated.
xoxo
Morrigan
ps: I'll be thinking of you tomorrow when all the chocolates (they do make sugar-free ones these days -- yea!) go on 1/2 prices sales. You are my favorite person on February 15th every year!
I don't have much issue with snakes, but I would really REALLY appreciate if you could, say, drive some of the more idiotic morons that I have to work with (you know the ones I mean) out of my universe today. Or take them off my projects. At the very least, fry their laptops and blackberries and VM for a few days so I can dig myself out of the latest mess they've created, because I cannot handle the volume
of complete and utter crap they send over in the guise of "edits" that is threatening to eat my desk and brain. (I swear, when I start my own company I will FORCE the employees to pass a basic arithmetics test. And grammar. Basically if they can't pass 4th grade, I won't hire them).
In return, I promise not to worship any gods (thereby bypassing that whole pesky "false gods" issue), to openly lust after instead of coveting my neighbor's spousal unit(s), and to leave the killing up to you. (especially if you help me out - that will SERIOUSLY reduce my homicidal tendencies).
Now I know you, St. Valentine, are not the big dude upstairs himself, but I figure that being a Saint gives you a few strings to pull. And hey - today IS your day. So any help would be appreciated.
xoxo
Morrigan
ps: I'll be thinking of you tomorrow when all the chocolates (they do make sugar-free ones these days -- yea!) go on 1/2 prices sales. You are my favorite person on February 15th every year!
maxwellxdemon:
Sounds like a reasonable prayer to me. Do the chocolates work most of the time? Making mixed cd's for people? Sounds interesting. Hope Saint Valentine comes through for you.