So you wake up on a desert planet inside the cockpit of a busted ass spaceship. You have no memory of how you got there or who you even are for that matter. You manage to get the thing working and fly to a space station in order to try and get some answers. However, once you get to the station you realize you are the only human being on it. If that wasn't bad enough none of the aliens on the station have ever even heard of human beings. As you attempt to navigate the bureaucracy of the various alien species you get attacked and impregnated by some kind of critter (men this could be you too. These are aliens after all. they could reproduce in any number of ways) and you have to give birth to whatever it is. They do arrest the bugger though and your "offspring" are sent off to foster care.
During a routine medical examination though you learn that you can actually reproduce with a number of different species for some strange reason. Since you can't get a job on the station because of laws and all that you agree you pop out babies for aliens in exchange for their money so you can afford to feed yourself.
Too crazy?