BLOODY FUCKING HELL. 
Internet. The vast age of information has seemingly opened its veritable legs WIDE the fuck open to the entire goddamned world, with exception only to the high mountains of bumfuck Germany.
What I mean to say, and I will make this quite plain -is that I had better INTERNET SERVICE while living in Bagdad, Iraq then I do here in the wilds of Germany.
When I was recently deployed, I lived in a tiny plywood shanty with a high speed internet cable which ran to a main router, the service provided by a local company. I would plug the fucker in, pay the monthly due, and shazzam. Here in Germany, the only fucking company providing internet is T-Mobile, and we still can't find decent high speed service in the year 2009. For about 60 Euros and 5 Euros per day, you can have BLAZING fast internet over here at a rate of 2-25 kb/s (that sucks a French Whore's Hemorrhoid by the way), and it comes in the form of a USB stick to be plugged into your laptop. When it takes about 5 full minutes to load GOOGLE -you know you are sucking shit through a straw.
Gah. One more month, folks. ONE. MORE. MONTH.
Internet. The vast age of information has seemingly opened its veritable legs WIDE the fuck open to the entire goddamned world, with exception only to the high mountains of bumfuck Germany.
What I mean to say, and I will make this quite plain -is that I had better INTERNET SERVICE while living in Bagdad, Iraq then I do here in the wilds of Germany.
When I was recently deployed, I lived in a tiny plywood shanty with a high speed internet cable which ran to a main router, the service provided by a local company. I would plug the fucker in, pay the monthly due, and shazzam. Here in Germany, the only fucking company providing internet is T-Mobile, and we still can't find decent high speed service in the year 2009. For about 60 Euros and 5 Euros per day, you can have BLAZING fast internet over here at a rate of 2-25 kb/s (that sucks a French Whore's Hemorrhoid by the way), and it comes in the form of a USB stick to be plugged into your laptop. When it takes about 5 full minutes to load GOOGLE -you know you are sucking shit through a straw.
Gah. One more month, folks. ONE. MORE. MONTH.