Top lines *given while blindingly drunk* from the company holiday party (casually thrown 2 weeks late):
-"...and Tracy had to come and get me and carry me in after I fell and broke my...what is it? Coccus, Cockle....my Cock bone in my back" -Kyle Hansen
-"...after doing an half a bottle of Aftershock in about 12 minutes, I had to have my roommate pour the shots and dump it in my mouth 'cause I lost feeling in my right arm". -me
-"I remember waking up hammered after a science exam and pissing in the fan in my room because I learned the urine would disperse in the air" -Tom
-"all I remember hearing is 'Dude, you're pissing in my ear'" -Dave Graves
God I love my job.
Random shit to make me smile as I sit and wait for Hell (Minneapolis) to freeze over tonight.
-"...and Tracy had to come and get me and carry me in after I fell and broke my...what is it? Coccus, Cockle....my Cock bone in my back" -Kyle Hansen
-"...after doing an half a bottle of Aftershock in about 12 minutes, I had to have my roommate pour the shots and dump it in my mouth 'cause I lost feeling in my right arm". -me
-"I remember waking up hammered after a science exam and pissing in the fan in my room because I learned the urine would disperse in the air" -Tom
-"all I remember hearing is 'Dude, you're pissing in my ear'" -Dave Graves
God I love my job.
Random shit to make me smile as I sit and wait for Hell (Minneapolis) to freeze over tonight.