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masseffection:
Eep. 
beta:
p.s. que paso?
Monday: Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz.....
1. A weekend for the record books.
a) Went to see The Ring Two with Dan, Gay Nick, Jordan and her man Ed, and my co-worker. Watch out for those fucking deer, that's all I gotta say.
b) Saturday was ymonster's big birthday bash courtesy of SGNY. Everyone was in fine form, to say the least....
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1. A weekend for the record books.
a) Went to see The Ring Two with Dan, Gay Nick, Jordan and her man Ed, and my co-worker. Watch out for those fucking deer, that's all I gotta say.
b) Saturday was ymonster's big birthday bash courtesy of SGNY. Everyone was in fine form, to say the least....
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freyja__:
wait. there was whoring on saturday!?
and i missed it? isn't that against the rules?
and i missed it? isn't that against the rules?
beta:
jeebus. my life is so booooooooooring compared to yours.
on today's agenda:
wake up
go to work
sharpen pencils and stick them in my eyes
go home
take nap
take nap
eat
sleep
um...yep, that's about it.
on today's agenda:
wake up
go to work
sharpen pencils and stick them in my eyes
go home
take nap
take nap
eat
sleep
um...yep, that's about it.
Friday: Vive La Vagina Party!
1. Last night I had the pleasure of entertaining the charismatic Krrn and the newly-loaded JaiDee in my humble abode. We blazed Miss Constance (my hookah), watched Maury and stuffed our chubby little faces with sour watermelons. Much laughter ensued. Girls' night like WHOA. Next time, tuxy better be there.
2. This weekend is gonna be fucking fabulous.
a)...
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1. Last night I had the pleasure of entertaining the charismatic Krrn and the newly-loaded JaiDee in my humble abode. We blazed Miss Constance (my hookah), watched Maury and stuffed our chubby little faces with sour watermelons. Much laughter ensued. Girls' night like WHOA. Next time, tuxy better be there.
2. This weekend is gonna be fucking fabulous.
a)...
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fenchurch:
DUH cuz you're awesome 
pezboy7416:
that's steph doin the other bird on yer back isn't it?
she's so fucking amazing, she spent 3 and a half hours a poem on my left forearm, and andother tow and a half on a picture of my grands om my other...... she's a master.
she's so fucking amazing, she spent 3 and a half hours a poem on my left forearm, and andother tow and a half on a picture of my grands om my other...... she's a master.
Thursday: *insert smart-alec title here*
1. I'm terribly content today. Which equals uninteresting, I think. My apologies for the forthcoming boring-ass journal entry.
2. As per last evening's prediction, my bootylicious Beyonc didn't make it through the night. I don't know what did her in; whether it was complications with her pregnancy, or whether she was pregnant at all. But she lived a long and...
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1. I'm terribly content today. Which equals uninteresting, I think. My apologies for the forthcoming boring-ass journal entry.
2. As per last evening's prediction, my bootylicious Beyonc didn't make it through the night. I don't know what did her in; whether it was complications with her pregnancy, or whether she was pregnant at all. But she lived a long and...
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cathedra:
I'm sorry to hear that your Beyonce died sweetie..here are some flowers.
In other news the man and I have been going over different scenarios to be together. One of which (and the most possible) is me immigrating to the US on a temp fiance visa. He's applying to positions all over the north east USA and one spot we're mutually interested in is.....*drumroll* Neu YARK Citee.
Refresh my memory, how did you get into the big 'ol USA?
In other news the man and I have been going over different scenarios to be together. One of which (and the most possible) is me immigrating to the US on a temp fiance visa. He's applying to positions all over the north east USA and one spot we're mutually interested in is.....*drumroll* Neu YARK Citee.
Refresh my memory, how did you get into the big 'ol USA?
tuxy:
You and me == love 4eva
Wednesday: I'm Tired and I Wanna Go To Bed
1. I know it's because of my impending period (she's scheduled to arrive around 8pm tonight), but jesus FUCK I'm exhausted. I was 45 minutes late for work this morning for no reason other than I literally could not lift myself out of the bed this morning. I'm hoping that this precious tumbler full of Colombia...
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1. I know it's because of my impending period (she's scheduled to arrive around 8pm tonight), but jesus FUCK I'm exhausted. I was 45 minutes late for work this morning for no reason other than I literally could not lift myself out of the bed this morning. I'm hoping that this precious tumbler full of Colombia...
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cathedra:
Wow...thanks for all the info about heat styling sweetie. I never knew all of that..so you kinda went through a hair revelation since working there? Amazing. I have retarded naturally wavy (not curly mind you) fine hair and naturally mousy brown to boot. I was not blessed by the hair Gods..so it's now red and I've blown it straight for as long as I can remember. I don't use the straightening iron on it every day, but once in a while for a different style is fun. I'm emailing you my address you're so sweet to offer to send me that stuff. *hugs*
maddy:
you might like it, i just thought it sucked ass
Tuesday: Journals Are Easier This Way, Dammit.
1. Just finished going through the first set of proofs from the shoot with Jordan this weekend. First: tmronin rocks bells like no one's business. If you're gonna get naked in front of a camera, make sure he's behind it. Second: Jordan is smoking hot. Third: I'm pleased with my makeup job. There aren't a lot of shots...
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1. Just finished going through the first set of proofs from the shoot with Jordan this weekend. First: tmronin rocks bells like no one's business. If you're gonna get naked in front of a camera, make sure he's behind it. Second: Jordan is smoking hot. Third: I'm pleased with my makeup job. There aren't a lot of shots...
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rockrboy:
I love being a child of the 80's but would much rather be a child of the 70's. Although then I'd be much older then I care to think about.
tuxy:
Hi. You're my best friend.
Monday: Breakin' it off, Twwly Style.
1. I made the greatest batch of organic vegan spsketti sauce EVER last night. Consequently, I have the most foul ass in New York. Worth it? Fucking right.
2. I didn't get to sleep in at all this weekend, which leaves me a little dopey this morning. I had a great weekend, though, so it's all good.
3. Friday...
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1. I made the greatest batch of organic vegan spsketti sauce EVER last night. Consequently, I have the most foul ass in New York. Worth it? Fucking right.
2. I didn't get to sleep in at all this weekend, which leaves me a little dopey this morning. I had a great weekend, though, so it's all good.
3. Friday...
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jordan:
yeah, your makeup rocked it! what a fabulous horniful morning that was hahaha later, rock star 
anderswolleck:
i am so fuckign stoked for the shield!!
Friday: Karma, Motherfuckers!
So after Wednesday's free chicken situation, I guess I got on a roll. A MAKI ROLL! *wockawocka* I was bitching and moaning to mydogfarted about my financial situation yesterday (surprise) after he asked for a suggestion about lunch. I mentioned that I'd love to be able to enjoy a scrumptious sushi lunch, and he replied asking me for the number to...
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So after Wednesday's free chicken situation, I guess I got on a roll. A MAKI ROLL! *wockawocka* I was bitching and moaning to mydogfarted about my financial situation yesterday (surprise) after he asked for a suggestion about lunch. I mentioned that I'd love to be able to enjoy a scrumptious sushi lunch, and he replied asking me for the number to...
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cece:
it's been awhile. i wanted to say hello! that's awesome you worked on make up for two sets.
soiraile:
embark is indeed a fabulous word .. it makes the whole process of embarking not so bad
boxing is awesome
i wish someone would do that for me .. mmm food
boxing is awesome
i wish someone would do that for me .. mmm food
Thursday: Happy Birthday Lil' Sis!!!
Everyone go leave offensive birthday wishes on her journal. She's the big 24 today! *sniffle* They grow up so fast, don't they?
Last night, as per the usual Wednesday schedule, was boxing with Juan. Evidently Juan was feeling extra-assholey last night: Normally we do push ups in intervals of 10 or 20 at the most (as in 'DROP AND...
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Everyone go leave offensive birthday wishes on her journal. She's the big 24 today! *sniffle* They grow up so fast, don't they?
Last night, as per the usual Wednesday schedule, was boxing with Juan. Evidently Juan was feeling extra-assholey last night: Normally we do push ups in intervals of 10 or 20 at the most (as in 'DROP AND...
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missbernie:
Just let me know which phone you want babe! Ill do the best I can. I need to work out. Ill do some sit ups when the boy goes to work.
nycbette:
thanks for the runner's world tip, girlie!
what gym do you go to? have you found one in brooklyn you like?
what gym do you go to? have you found one in brooklyn you like?
Wednesday: IUYWERG(@&*$(@Q*$L@BLQW26556
I'm in hyper-emotional PMS mode today. I almost cried on the subway this morning for absolutely NO reason, then as I walked through the door to my office 15 minutes later, I was so giddy I couldn't wipe the smile off of my face. I feel completely confused and at the same time entirely enlightened. All at once completely in control, and flying...
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I'm in hyper-emotional PMS mode today. I almost cried on the subway this morning for absolutely NO reason, then as I walked through the door to my office 15 minutes later, I was so giddy I couldn't wipe the smile off of my face. I feel completely confused and at the same time entirely enlightened. All at once completely in control, and flying...
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lucy:
*hugs*
throatneedle:
haha! yeah i was wondering what the hell i did. i thought you remembered about my drink spilling incidents and decided to cut your losses. glad to have you back