*humphumphumphumphump*
So this morning I had a definite blonde moment. My alarm went off at 7:30, as usual, and I began my morning routine, as usual. First thing's first - make coffee. Then I got into the shower, etc. etc. etc.. Then when I went to pour myself a much-needed cup of hot fresh java, all that came out of the caraf was hot fresh...
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So this morning I had a definite blonde moment. My alarm went off at 7:30, as usual, and I began my morning routine, as usual. First thing's first - make coffee. Then I got into the shower, etc. etc. etc.. Then when I went to pour myself a much-needed cup of hot fresh java, all that came out of the caraf was hot fresh...
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cunninglinquist:
a blonde day, i get them and am not even blonde
missbernie:
damn! i need a M.A.C. discount card! for real! and a trip to NYC!
Gah, Tuesday. 
It depresses me severely that I'm constantly struggling with money. I mean, I'm super thankful that I'm able to get by, and live in a nice neighborhood in Brooklyn, and afford groceries and a Metrocard. I am exactly where I always dreamed of being (minus the superstardom). And I don't need to be loaded, either. As I was saying to Quinne yesterday, I...
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It depresses me severely that I'm constantly struggling with money. I mean, I'm super thankful that I'm able to get by, and live in a nice neighborhood in Brooklyn, and afford groceries and a Metrocard. I am exactly where I always dreamed of being (minus the superstardom). And I don't need to be loaded, either. As I was saying to Quinne yesterday, I...
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jordan:
woman, i'm going to take you out for sushi soon. i don't mean anything perverted by that, seriously - the stuff with rice and crap, haha. and we HAVE to talk about the band, think i still have you phone number, i'll be calling ya!! 
ayres:
A lot of smelly nasty argentinians.
You made me laugh with your comment sugar
You made me laugh with your comment sugar
Who had the loveliest weekend ever?
I did!
Friday: I stayed a little late at work to get muh hurr did. It's darker than usual, but it'll fade out in like a week. Nothing stays in blonde hair, especially red. Anyway, I got home around 8, then Dan and I decided (for financial reasons as well as sheer laziness) to stay in. I emailed...
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I did!
Friday: I stayed a little late at work to get muh hurr did. It's darker than usual, but it'll fade out in like a week. Nothing stays in blonde hair, especially red. Anyway, I got home around 8, then Dan and I decided (for financial reasons as well as sheer laziness) to stay in. I emailed...
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trixie:
hello twatface. Someday, when the world is perfect, you me, twwly and chloe will live in one city> the urine will flow freely and the fisting will be sublime.
if you come to MN i'll give you five dollars.
if you come to MN i'll give you five dollars.
violently:
you two are adorable
I made it through another week! It's a celebration, bitches.
You know what's funny (not really)? I actually have to write down the things I want to write about in my journal from day to day as they come to me, otherwise I forget. Go short term memory.
Spinning last night was fabulous, as usual. The instructor for Tuesday and Thursday nights is Ande,...
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You know what's funny (not really)? I actually have to write down the things I want to write about in my journal from day to day as they come to me, otherwise I forget. Go short term memory.
Spinning last night was fabulous, as usual. The instructor for Tuesday and Thursday nights is Ande,...
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freyja__:
eff eckerd. it's all about neergaard.
mo:
that thing is so cute.... and you're the sweetest!! 
what's that on your bum bum?! i wanna closer look!! babe, i wish you were coming to our meet this friday... 
wish you lived nearby.... i would just love to be your lazy girl, you know, whenever you don't feel liek working out, and more like eating out, i'd be there to support your eating fiestas... mmm food, and laziness... screw being active!! haha... so yeah, if you ever wanna be a lazy talula... just stop on by! 
xx
what's that on your bum bum?! i wanna closer look!! babe, i wish you were coming to our meet this friday... wish you lived nearby.... i would just love to be your lazy girl, you know, whenever you don't feel liek working out, and more like eating out, i'd be there to support your eating fiestas... mmm food, and laziness... screw being active!! haha... so yeah, if you ever wanna be a lazy talula... just stop on by!
xx
FIRST AND FOREMOST....everyone must go ogle Eli's new set. I swear, man. The Homeland turns out the hottest girls I've ever seen.
Think aboot it...
Think aboot it...
...and that's just to name a few. The rest can be found HERE, thanks to the new features on the site.
The...
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april:
thank you very much for your thoughts
-ape
-ape
ymonster:
I have to agree. Canook girls are HOTT. I noticed over a year ago that a lot of my favorite ladies were our friends up North. What's that aboot? Something in the water, eh?
I hope I'm invited to lunch with you too.
I hope I'm invited to lunch with you too.
Now if I can just get over this hump...
Boxing last night was just what the doctor ordered. I sweat like a pig and burned off some steam - all to the tune of some bangin' hip hop. Plus I'm all friendly-like with a lot of my classmates, so it's almost more of a social thing. Tonight, it's more boxing, different instructor. I think we're...
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Boxing last night was just what the doctor ordered. I sweat like a pig and burned off some steam - all to the tune of some bangin' hip hop. Plus I'm all friendly-like with a lot of my classmates, so it's almost more of a social thing. Tonight, it's more boxing, different instructor. I think we're...
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twwly:
Gonna have to buy Girlie eyeshadow so I can wear YOU on my FACE. Mmmm, ya! You feel that bitch, you feel it??
It's MAC Orange. I don't wear Rule much anymore since they rereleased Orange. (They didn't make it for a while and I was crushed).
It's MAC Orange. I don't wear Rule much anymore since they rereleased Orange. (They didn't make it for a while and I was crushed).
unnecessaryz:
I got your gay RIGHT HERE!
Again, Tuesdays suck ass.
I'm extremely crabby today. I'd rather not go into details, but again, Time Warner Cable is the worst company I've ever had the torture of dealing with. Also, my boss is a douche. And I don't get paid enough. And I can't afford groceries.
All I can say is that my boxing class better watch the fuck out tonight.
However, since...
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I'm extremely crabby today. I'd rather not go into details, but again, Time Warner Cable is the worst company I've ever had the torture of dealing with. Also, my boss is a douche. And I don't get paid enough. And I can't afford groceries.
All I can say is that my boxing class better watch the fuck out tonight.
However, since...
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derceto:
cable companies and bosses suck. oh wait, i'm a boss, maybe i shouldn't say that
rxqueen:
i just noticed you have the same birthday as my sister.
i just noticed you have the same birthday as my sister.
Meh, Mondays. Meh meh meh. 
Suffice to say I'm relieved that this weekend is over and done with. With the help of Krrn, NadzofSteel (who saw me in all my natural glory), and a smattering of Dan's good buddies, we got everything moved in by 4:30. This was no simple task, so we treated everyone to a big greasy dinner at ChipShop....
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Suffice to say I'm relieved that this weekend is over and done with. With the help of Krrn, NadzofSteel (who saw me in all my natural glory), and a smattering of Dan's good buddies, we got everything moved in by 4:30. This was no simple task, so we treated everyone to a big greasy dinner at ChipShop....
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thelibra:
awwww....sleepy girlie.
how's the new place?
how's the new place?
libertylux:
hey lady! I put the nomination up for a vote in the health/fitness group. If there's anything you'd like for me to add about you, let me know!
Fuckin' ay right, I made it through another week.
While on the train this morning, I saw a multitude of women who clearly hadn't a clue what they were doing when it came to maquillage. I see this kind of thing every day, and I have to use every ounce of self-control I posess not to confront them about it. Not to toot my own...
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While on the train this morning, I saw a multitude of women who clearly hadn't a clue what they were doing when it came to maquillage. I see this kind of thing every day, and I have to use every ounce of self-control I posess not to confront them about it. Not to toot my own...
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ciel:
hehehe did you have a relieving pee?!!?!
I'm sorry if you soiled yourself!!!!
I'm sorry if you soiled yourself!!!!
scandalous:
thanx for the compliment on my set !!
Oh, Thursdays, how I love thee. 
So we haven't had an internet connection at our apartment since Monday (once again, superior service from Time Warner), and since we're having it cut off tomorrow for the move (we have ethernet at the new place), I'm currently on hold to tell them to give me a free week. It's been 21 minutes and 33 seconds now....
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So we haven't had an internet connection at our apartment since Monday (once again, superior service from Time Warner), and since we're having it cut off tomorrow for the move (we have ethernet at the new place), I'm currently on hold to tell them to give me a free week. It's been 21 minutes and 33 seconds now....
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bkwill:
"shoots the moon"....."bare assed FART"
walk that plank
"shoots the moon"....."bare assed FART"
walk that plank
eli:
im wet now
canadian bacon
you my friend are a goddess, and it'd be an honour to be in your wedding party, rock the frick on girlie.
canadian bacon
you my friend are a goddess, and it'd be an honour to be in your wedding party, rock the frick on girlie.