Monday: It's Motherfucking ON.
Wow, kids. This bitch is on FIRE lately.
1. April 7th - 10th, nukkas! My lil' sis is makin' the trip with missbernie to Brooklyn and we're going to throw the fuck DOWN. Girl's weekend like WHAT.
2. I'm beginning to think that this makeup thing might be my calling. Ever since I agreed to do Iggy's makeup for her set on a whim, shit's blowin' up. And keep it coming, ladies. Who knows, one day I might have to reschedule Angie or Gwynnie to do one of your sets. I mean, it is SG after all.
3. This weekend wasn't half bad. Dan's Mom and I got our shop on on Saturday on The Guyland. She really is something else when it comes to bargain hunting. It's kind of scary. Anyway, we got a couple of gowns for the plethora of weddings we have to attend this summer, and also stopped by Forever 21 for some insanely cheap summer clothes. As we were checking out, though, I noticed some print on the bottom of the yellow bag into which they were stuffing my new wardrobe. It said, plain as day, "John 3:16". Those of you who know me understand that my knowledge of the bible is, shall we say, limited. So when I got home last night, I looked it up on the sacreligious internet.
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Suffice to say I won't be shopping there again. Unless I see something REALLY CUTE for REALLY CHEAP.
4. This coming Friday night I'll be shakin' my ass to a little Yerba Buena at Southpaw. It's my gym-buddy Madeline's favorite band and she wanted to get all gussied up to go out. I haven't had much of a social life as of late, so I'm excited.
5. Beyonc still hasn't asploded. She looks incredibly uncomfortable and I wish she'd just squeeze out some gummy bears already.
6. If anyone wants to deliver a sushi lunch to me, it'd be much appreciated.
All right. Back to the grind. You kids enjoy your Monday.
Shadow of the day: Some Aveda crap. I was tired this morning.
Wow, kids. This bitch is on FIRE lately.
1. April 7th - 10th, nukkas! My lil' sis is makin' the trip with missbernie to Brooklyn and we're going to throw the fuck DOWN. Girl's weekend like WHAT.
2. I'm beginning to think that this makeup thing might be my calling. Ever since I agreed to do Iggy's makeup for her set on a whim, shit's blowin' up. And keep it coming, ladies. Who knows, one day I might have to reschedule Angie or Gwynnie to do one of your sets. I mean, it is SG after all.
3. This weekend wasn't half bad. Dan's Mom and I got our shop on on Saturday on The Guyland. She really is something else when it comes to bargain hunting. It's kind of scary. Anyway, we got a couple of gowns for the plethora of weddings we have to attend this summer, and also stopped by Forever 21 for some insanely cheap summer clothes. As we were checking out, though, I noticed some print on the bottom of the yellow bag into which they were stuffing my new wardrobe. It said, plain as day, "John 3:16". Those of you who know me understand that my knowledge of the bible is, shall we say, limited. So when I got home last night, I looked it up on the sacreligious internet.
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Suffice to say I won't be shopping there again. Unless I see something REALLY CUTE for REALLY CHEAP.
4. This coming Friday night I'll be shakin' my ass to a little Yerba Buena at Southpaw. It's my gym-buddy Madeline's favorite band and she wanted to get all gussied up to go out. I haven't had much of a social life as of late, so I'm excited.
5. Beyonc still hasn't asploded. She looks incredibly uncomfortable and I wish she'd just squeeze out some gummy bears already.
6. If anyone wants to deliver a sushi lunch to me, it'd be much appreciated.
All right. Back to the grind. You kids enjoy your Monday.
Shadow of the day: Some Aveda crap. I was tired this morning.
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sorry i've sucked so much at being around and all... oh, and i *think* it's you who sent me shampoo samples? that the ups man decided to keep in the ups land? yeah he won't GIVE THEM TO ME! i have to go GET THEM FROM HIM! dunno... weird... but yeah. so i think i should be THANKING YOU big time... but i just don't know exactly yet because i haven't made it over to the mr ups man's abode yet.... argh....