Friday: My Cervix Hurts
I'm telling you, this aforementioned surge in sexual energy is taking it's toll on my fragile innards. My uterus doesn't know what hit her. Well, I'm sure she knows in a literal sense. But you get the jist.
TMI? Meh, you'll get over it.
SO. Guess who got her M.A.C PPID card in the mail last night?
NUKKA WHAT?!
I imagine I'm going to gain a bunch of new 'friends' with the fucking killer discount I get now. I'm so excited, I could pee.
This weekend should pan out as follows:
Friday: Krrn's coming over after boxing. I imagine it will be business as usual - a lot of pot, a lot of food and a lot of mindless conversation. Dan said something about some special brownies, too.
Saturday: Shopping in LI courtesy of Dan's mom. We're hoping to get a taste of Constantine (
) while we're out there, too.
Sunday: Come home from LI, laundry, tidy, the usual. Then Dan's off to some metal concert while Krrn joins me once again for vagina time.
As for the rest of you - your missions, should you choose to accept them:
- welcome Twwly back to the US
- reccommend some old school hip hop to NicoleLee
- leave a dirty tampon (:menstruation
on Chloe's journal
- quote Napoleon on Eli's journal
- tell Trixie to get a fucking computer already
- wish Saida a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- pat NBK66 on the back for keeping up with me
- get in line to throw it to Krrn
Y'all have a great weekend. I hope my bliss is contagious.
I'm telling you, this aforementioned surge in sexual energy is taking it's toll on my fragile innards. My uterus doesn't know what hit her. Well, I'm sure she knows in a literal sense. But you get the jist.
TMI? Meh, you'll get over it.
SO. Guess who got her M.A.C PPID card in the mail last night?
NUKKA WHAT?!
I imagine I'm going to gain a bunch of new 'friends' with the fucking killer discount I get now. I'm so excited, I could pee.
This weekend should pan out as follows:
Friday: Krrn's coming over after boxing. I imagine it will be business as usual - a lot of pot, a lot of food and a lot of mindless conversation. Dan said something about some special brownies, too.
Saturday: Shopping in LI courtesy of Dan's mom. We're hoping to get a taste of Constantine (
) while we're out there, too.
Sunday: Come home from LI, laundry, tidy, the usual. Then Dan's off to some metal concert while Krrn joins me once again for vagina time.
As for the rest of you - your missions, should you choose to accept them:
- welcome Twwly back to the US
- reccommend some old school hip hop to NicoleLee
- leave a dirty tampon (:menstruation
on Chloe's journal
- quote Napoleon on Eli's journal
- tell Trixie to get a fucking computer already
- wish Saida a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- pat NBK66 on the back for keeping up with me
- get in line to throw it to Krrn
Y'all have a great weekend. I hope my bliss is contagious.