broadwaybee

Rules for being in New York City:

1. Let me OFF before you try to push your way ON.

2. Get the fuck out of my way.

3. Keep moving. There will be another tall building to stare at in amazement on the next block.

4. Shut the fuck up, no one wants to hear your business.

5. Do not bring your 4 toddlers everywhere you go. 'Alien Vs. Predator' is not where your child should be at 11:30 at night.

6. Don't bring your fucking lunch/dinner/snack onto the subway. McDonalds smells like ass, especially in confined spaces.

7. I don't care how much of a rush you're in - the turnstiles go both ways, let me the fuck in/out.

8. The stoop of my building is not part of your apartment. Do not hold your parties there. All of your cousins can fit into the space you pay for every month.

9. Do not choose your ring tones in public.

10. I said, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

11. Please, please pick your dog's shit up off the sidewalk. Have you seen how many people there are here?

12. If you're moving, don't just stop. Please. There are people behind you, remember?

13. If you and your 7 friends want to take a leisurely stroll in New York, do not do so in a horizontal line which spans the length of the sidewalk.

14. Shower.

15. Do not ask me for money on the subway. If I had money, I wouldn't BE on the subway.

Thank you,
Girlie