Alright, so it seems I've been a little MIA as of late. Shit's been crazy! So as I much on some grape tomatoes, I'll get my update on.
1. I got a job. I'm working the front desk at an upscale salon in Soho - Devachan. It's a piece of cake, especially since I used to manage a salon on the Upper West Side back in the day. It's not a career, but until I figure out what I want my career to be, it'll do. Plus, I get my hair done for free. Woot!
2. As I said, I've been super lazy since the move to Brooklyn, and between the lack of gym and the late night pot induced junk food binges, I've gained almost 10 pounds.
So the past week or so I've been trying to get back to the old routine. It's tough! I didn't realize how buff I was, and how fast I deteriorated. Also, I've been following a pretty solid diet of organic foods. I'm trying to eat like a Euro - no preservatives, no fake food, no low-fat/carb/calorie bullshit.....just real, pure, healthy food. I'm starting to feel like myself again.
3. I'm more broke right now than I ever have been. It's scary, but I'm slowly getting it together. It just makes for a pretty low-key summer I guess. And the backpiece will certainly have to wait. Not a total tragedy - everything happens for a reason. Plus, with my kickass backyard, my superior culinary skills, and the surplus of green I have....what else do I really need?
4. I got two new pairs of glasses this weekend. One Cynthia Rowley and one Jil Sander - they're both super duper cute. I'm back to my old four-eyed self! Dan thinks I look foxy. I'll have to update my profile pic.
5. More issues than a newsstand, this one.
6. RANT: What is it with women not actually sitting on toilet seats? They do this strange squat-type thing, and that only results in spraying piss all over the seat. And seeing as they're too squeamish to actually plant their asses on the seat to begin with, OF COURSE they can't muster up the decency to wipe up their own mess. For the love of God - IT'S NOT 1979! You will NOT get AIDS from a TOILET SEAT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND PEE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING! Sheesh.
7. Dan and I are going to Cinncinnati for the Formula One races on the 18th, and I may possibly run into my girlfriend while we're there. Teehee!
8. I miss my peeps!
Alright, it's my day off. I'd better make good use of myself. Glad to be back on the scene, dolls - here's to a great week!
ENJOY THE SUNSHINE!
1. I got a job. I'm working the front desk at an upscale salon in Soho - Devachan. It's a piece of cake, especially since I used to manage a salon on the Upper West Side back in the day. It's not a career, but until I figure out what I want my career to be, it'll do. Plus, I get my hair done for free. Woot!
2. As I said, I've been super lazy since the move to Brooklyn, and between the lack of gym and the late night pot induced junk food binges, I've gained almost 10 pounds.
So the past week or so I've been trying to get back to the old routine. It's tough! I didn't realize how buff I was, and how fast I deteriorated. Also, I've been following a pretty solid diet of organic foods. I'm trying to eat like a Euro - no preservatives, no fake food, no low-fat/carb/calorie bullshit.....just real, pure, healthy food. I'm starting to feel like myself again.
3. I'm more broke right now than I ever have been. It's scary, but I'm slowly getting it together. It just makes for a pretty low-key summer I guess. And the backpiece will certainly have to wait. Not a total tragedy - everything happens for a reason. Plus, with my kickass backyard, my superior culinary skills, and the surplus of green I have....what else do I really need?
4. I got two new pairs of glasses this weekend. One Cynthia Rowley and one Jil Sander - they're both super duper cute. I'm back to my old four-eyed self! Dan thinks I look foxy. I'll have to update my profile pic.
5. More issues than a newsstand, this one.
6. RANT: What is it with women not actually sitting on toilet seats? They do this strange squat-type thing, and that only results in spraying piss all over the seat. And seeing as they're too squeamish to actually plant their asses on the seat to begin with, OF COURSE they can't muster up the decency to wipe up their own mess. For the love of God - IT'S NOT 1979! You will NOT get AIDS from a TOILET SEAT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND PEE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING! Sheesh.
7. Dan and I are going to Cinncinnati for the Formula One races on the 18th, and I may possibly run into my girlfriend while we're there. Teehee!
8. I miss my peeps!
Alright, it's my day off. I'd better make good use of myself. Glad to be back on the scene, dolls - here's to a great week!
ENJOY THE SUNSHINE!
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Also: I would think twice before libeling the Sir Virgil. He is an adept duellist, and will not hesitate to defend his honor.