1. ...and when I say 'deep tissue', I mean I want to feel like I've been tenderized by the end of the hour. TENDERIZED. Every masseuse who's worked on me (save one - Rebecca at Scott J.) has wasted my time. I mean, it's relaxing to have someone rub oil into your skin for an hour, but... Read More
Tuesday: Baked Chicken Breast with Porcini Mushrooms, Roasted Tomatoes and a Balsalmic-Garlic Syrup
1. Yeah, I'm a culinary goddess. But I'm sweating garlic as a result. PU.
2. I skipped Yoga last night because I was feeling pouty and lazy and generally like a bag of assholes. I'm thinking maybe Dan's post-bachelor party sickness may be infiltrating my immune system. Boo for that, big... Read More
1. Today at work there's a seminar happening called 'Curlaboration', of which I'm in charge. Basically a selection of hairstylists from all over the country come in to get certified in Lorraine Massey's revolutionary techniques in cutting and caring for curly hair, and Shari Harbinger's 'Pintura' hairpainting technique for coloring. Yes, it's work, but I have to say that... Read More
2. Holy crap, dude. As much as I absolutely adore this website, I have to admit that I got an assload of work done yesterday as a result of the site being down. So yay for me, I guess. But boo for the lack of naked entertainment.... Read More
Say whaaat? I have not and knew nothins about it or you would have surely heard from me. But the idea of a postcard being sent to me fills me with about 60% of the joy that actual reception would have brought-en.
1. Dan went to some crazy concert with derceto in Joisey last night, so I didn't get to watch Idol or The Greatest Show On Television. I will tonight, though. So everyone just take it easy on the spoilers. Suffice to say that tonight will be a big television night. Yayayaya.
dude. i think i'm going to be in new york for an afternoon in either late june or july. if this happens, i've decided that we should get together for lunch. because that would be rad.
Tuesday: Food, Glorious Food! What is There More 'Andsome?
1. Yes, I'm quoting musical theatre. Suck it up.
2. Ok, seriously this time: PUT. THE BONG. DOWN. I hereby declare that from this moment forward, there will be absolutely NO MARIJUANA SMOKE in my lungs on weekdays/worknights. That means Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays are heretoforth POT FREE DAYS. It's cruel and unusual punishment... Read More
1. I've been cleaning out my inbox all morning. It's quite a daunting task. (Yes, I realize how rife with innuendo the preceding sentence is. Pontificate at your leisure.)
1. It's too long a story to have to type out, especially considering the mood I'm in, but suffice to say that landlord troubles follow Dan and I everywhere we go.
Our current landlord (for the apartment in which we were supposed to stay until 2008) let it slip yesterday that she's intending to sell the unit (it's a co-op) which... Read More
1. Guess who was on time for work this morning? Please refer to today's title for the answer. *gloat*
2. Although I'm somewhat sad he can no longer cause the American Idol world to collapse on itself, now that Anthony's been booted we can finally have something along the lines of a competition. So yay for that. I can honestly... Read More
1. Idol is a shitshow, but it's a shitshow with which I'm infatuated. And because it's such a mess, I'm supporting Vote For The Worst to the fullest. If Anthony wins, drinks on me.
Don't quote me on that, I'm broke.
2. My back is in the crunchy-scabby phase now, and the itchiness just started kicking in this morning.... Read More