There are three simple rules to understanding Bob. The first is:
1) He doesnt give a rats ass about anything.
The second is:
2) if he says he gives a rats ass, he is lying.
The third:
3) if he says he is being honest, he is definitely lying to you.
Bob lives in a truly philosophic world. What we know to be true is zip, zilch, nada. Truth is such an obscure concept that Bob refuses to embrace it. Instead, Bob challenges you to embrace Bob. Be one with the Bob. Or, preferably, let Bob become one with you, especially if you are female and he can do so with a simple rogering. Ah, Bob, it is good to be I.
Love,
Bob
Bob now resides in North Yorkshire. It is pretty, but there is fuck all for forests and it smells like sheep dip. Bob loves you, his children. Follow he that is the way. Bob is the Aleph and the whatever letter ends the Hebrew alphabet
1) He doesnt give a rats ass about anything.
The second is:
2) if he says he gives a rats ass, he is lying.
The third:
3) if he says he is being honest, he is definitely lying to you.
Bob lives in a truly philosophic world. What we know to be true is zip, zilch, nada. Truth is such an obscure concept that Bob refuses to embrace it. Instead, Bob challenges you to embrace Bob. Be one with the Bob. Or, preferably, let Bob become one with you, especially if you are female and he can do so with a simple rogering. Ah, Bob, it is good to be I.
Love,
Bob
Bob now resides in North Yorkshire. It is pretty, but there is fuck all for forests and it smells like sheep dip. Bob loves you, his children. Follow he that is the way. Bob is the Aleph and the whatever letter ends the Hebrew alphabet
frantic:
Ok bob! andrew is also talking in the third person today