broadshateme

bob's thoughts:

expectations of a personal jesus

1) tap water into box wine

2) raising john, george from dead, casting yoko into perdition

3) personal introduction to whore of babylon

4) walking on water / clean leaves out of pool

5) curing mysterious rash, no questions asked

6) feeding the masses on 3 buffalo wings, one plate of cheese fries

7) salvation or whatever

8) getting holy ghost to scare bejesus out of enemies

9) making liberals, unbelievers sound like they just sucked helium

10) lose to me at scrabble