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I love words that aren't sexual in meaning, but a first glance seem that way. For example, "rimshot." Rimshot is a basketball term,but it seems like a cross between a rim job and a cum shot. The mental pictures are endless...

Today I saw Finch, The Used, Unwritten Law, N.E.R.D., Edima, Everclear, and Our Lady Peace.... all at one big ass show. "The next big thing." aka the next BOOB thing. There were so many boobs dangling every whch way that I had an anurism, died, and am now writing n the journal from beyond.

I've been trying to get some damn college credits right now, before I go to UCF in Orlando, FL. I absolutely raped my AP exms, so I have about a semester worth of credits before I even start. Not like it matters to anyone but me. In other news, I'll be at Daytona beach this weekend getting crazy drunk with my band... and maybe... if...
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Oh man I'm tired, but I'm too jacked up on candy to go to sleep. Now grab me some clean bunnies for the road... I've got a loogie that could fill a lake.