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Apparantly... I can "shake what my momma gave me..." Well, I don't know how to take that exactly. See, I was at this gay club, Southern, in Orlando. I'm straight as a very straight thing, ok. I had a blast though. There was a drag queen show, as is the norm in these places, but this is the first time that one of the queens addressed the straight minority of the club. He/she got all the straight girls on the stage for a "tit check." At this point I was stylin' and profilin' cause there were boobies abound.... then it was straight boys. Well.... BOY... it was just me, with my berret, on stage for... you guessed it COCK CHECK TIME!!!! WEEEEeeeeeee...... um, yeah. I got all felt up and neked, and booty shaking.