If I wasn't in such a good mood it would really piss me off that I'm headed to urgent care on my birthday... For a spider bite that's cutting off the circulation to my hand. Don't spiders know I use my hand pretty often? Fuck you spiders, this is my birthday. 
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belena:
Happy birthday 
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redarsenic:
OMG I so got stung by a wasp on my birthday party. And I thought to my self fuck you wasp it's my birthday couldn't you have stung anyone else!!! Happy Birthday.