ME. 
We from MARYLAND/D.C We do NOT have an accent, just unique slang
We have our own style that everyone loves.
We are not New England or the dirty south; we're the Mid Atlantic don't get it twisted.
It's soda, not pop.
It's a sub, not a hoagie.
It's the beach, not the shore
We drink water, not "wooder" or "wata"
It's not "where you's goin'?" it's "where ya'll going."
It's pizza, not pie
We are NOT hicks.
We have the second most prosperous BLACK County in the US, which is PG County.
We play in DC and rest in MD.
It's DC, not Washington; and we know how to get anywhere.
We know how to drive aggressively yet cautiously.
We know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a traffic circle, and how to pump our own gas.
We know what and where the Naval Academy is.
We are the Chocolate City!
We don't think Maryland is the best state in the Nation; we just know it is!
See I'm from "THA AREA" MD, DC, VA. Where females can go to PG Plaza, Pentagon City, or Tyson Corner for their wardrobe and fellas know all about that HOBO, MCHUNU, BONIDACCI, ALL Da'Z, and SOLBIATO.
We are the home of Redskins/Wizards.
We know that no matter how many schools the AREA decides to build it will remain overcrowded.
We know H2O isn't just water, Dream does not happen while sleeping, and Platinum is not just what people wear---these are clubs!!
DC is just around the corner from MD and across the bridge from NOVA.
Our parents work for the government and get there by metro, not subway. To us that is a food restaurant.
We rock Nike boots, NorthFaces and listen to Go-Go religiously. BACK is not a part of the body but an infamous go-go band. TCB is not a hair gel, but another well loved go-go band.
Liquor stores are open 24 hours and in some cases drive-thru.
We don't get along with Northerners with man capri's and especially their duplicators in BMORE who listen to techno.
We got our sense of style and that is why we are original and why I LOVE WHERE I COME FROM!!
You know you are from DC/PG County if:
1. you know what mambo sauce is and order it with chicken/fries
2. you know of hobo, shooters, soblato, mchunu, alldaz, bonidacci, scraypuz,madness, we r one
3. you take professional photos at Iverson mall
4. you miss crystal skate
5. you know what a cranker is
6. you know byb is the best gogo band of all times
7. keep it gangsta is your anthem
8. you used to hang out at union station
9. getting fired for you is a hobby
10. you get hyped when they finally play a gogo song at parties
11. the ladies are sexy in sweatpants
12. you refer to impalas as caprices
13. you listen to 95.5 and 93.9
14. you will never claim Baltimore
15. you think rayne and flex are neighborhood celebrities
16. you were boosted that rare essence was on mtv
17. you know what boosted means
18. you think most songs sound better with a gogo beat
19. you know what it means to kirk
20. the ladies hang out with more males than females
21. you refer to the subway as the metro
22. you know how to get everywhere on the metro
23. you remember them closing balou a thousand times cause people kept leaving mercury in it
24. you know what it means to be wrapping somebody up
25. you think nike boots go with everything
26. you buy earrings from the beauty supply store
27. you know who chuck brown is
28. you can finish this statement: Three in the morning....
29. you see people camped outside of shoe stores when the new shipment of jordans comes in
30. you shop at barefeet
31. when you get upset, you are blown
32. when a person starts acting crazy, they are lunchin
33. after a party, you think about going to IHOP
34. if something dramatic occurs, it is crucial
35. if you agree with something that was said, you say no bull or I know right
36. you insert "ja" randomly in sentences and dont have a clue as to what it means ex: I was ja like upset
37. you beat your feet
99 things you may or may not want to know about me:
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
right above the tattoo on my left foot... where your foot and leg meet.. look like a ciggarette burn, its not. when i was little i was racing down this hill on a bike where I used to live and there was sand at the bottom of the hill (the hill had a concrete sidewalk that I was riding on) anyway, I got "broke" haha busted the knees open etc.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
paint
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
talk when im sick
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
mostly punk/emo/screamo/hardcore type stuff. little r&b some rap/hip-hop thats good & some country. maybe some "pop" too NO GO GO!! and rap is crap now.
mom says 333pm birth cert. says 338pm
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
honestly, money or a job.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
maryland
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)
my blankie
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5' 6
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
no
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
in the woods
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
steve. because he was upset. he didnt make me cry intentionally
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?
dreamangels heavently (victoria secret), britney spears curious, Lucky You, LoveSpell (what girl doenst like that)
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
dark hair. dont care the eye color although green blue & hazel are nice. but i like dark brown too
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
I wouldn't propose. I'm a girl. And yes that is kind of old fashioned. <--- I agree with Amy.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
frap or red bull
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
light sauce, sausage & pineapple
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
cluck-u wings & sweet iced tea
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
goldfish crackers. <--haha
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
my blankie
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
steve
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
no
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
anything from forever21 or hottopic
25. DO YOU LIKE THE CITY/TOWN THAT YOU LIVE IN?
its cool. but i love maryland and want to move back
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
yes. De Niro my pup
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
dog. boxer-hound mix. people say he looks like hes got pit in him- maybe some but i dont like pitbulls so i disagree
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
with steve-yes. other than that i would try not too
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Just say it
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
34
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE LAST NUMBER YOU CALLED
jenn
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
ignorant people. liars. & people who dont use their blinkers although i rarely do myself. and the peole that go to walmart supercenter at the same time as everyone else and its crowded
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
no
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
cheesecake
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Who hasn't?
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
balancing my checkbook. what a life
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
no
41. HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR WISDOM TEETH REMOVED?
no- i dont even have my wisdom teeth yet. haha hopefully i wont get them
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
hair. makeup
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
money.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
2 or 3, probably stop after 1
47. Do you wish on stars?
occasionally
48. WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
hang up my clothes. bitch at the car dealership. went downstairs to tanyas. talked to jen. applied for a job at the hospital. talked to steve. talked to mom. bitched at DBCC. threw away some junk mail & old clothes. played with my dog
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
herbal essences body envy & color me happy
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
yes. it's very neat.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
honey ham or brown sugared ham
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
i bite my nails. occasionally. and i still have my baby blanket and slept with it (him-its a boy) until about a month ago when steve hid my blankie and i still havent found it. ass
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
none. i dont care.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
duh.
55. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
when steve gets home. and when its time to watch tyra & good nitetime shows
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
yes, but only to an extent. you can become attractive to someone you werent at first
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
yelling... or talking to steve about it
59. WHO IS YOUR FAMOUS ACTOR/ SINGER CRUSH?
jared leto. hugh laurie (dr house)
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
blankie. & barbies
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
alot. it needs to be cleaned out
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?
yes.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
yes
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
no
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
honesty. intelligence. humor. adventure. romance.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
brittany WAAATSON. WAAATSON. britt. brattany. B Dub. etc
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?
30 seconds to mars. red jumpsuit apparatus. atreyu. 18v. as i lay dying. paramore
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
house. lost (I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT!) Project Runway. Tyra & Americas Next Top Model
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE?
I refused to take it.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
cookie dough
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
yep
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
ummm forever & a day.
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
my md friends
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
like 107
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
whatever
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
the tv
77.LAST THING YOU DRANK?
hot chocolate last night. havent drank anything today
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
steves mom
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
hair & tattoos
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
idk. emergency by paramore
81. FAVORITE THING(S) TO HATE?
the bitch monique on top model
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
July
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
i don't know. mine? capricorn
84. FAVORITE SPORT?
football
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
brown highlighted blonde and red
86. EYE COLOR?
hazel-green
87. SHOE SIZE?
7.5-8
88. SIBLINGS?
danny-brother
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT?
chipotle. taco bell. chick-fil-a
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
never tried and, and i doubt it
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
rachael ray
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
thanksgiving. 4th of july. birthday. xmas.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
used to play violin
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
unaffiliated
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
both
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
gas
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
nothing.
We from MARYLAND/D.C We do NOT have an accent, just unique slang
We have our own style that everyone loves.
We are not New England or the dirty south; we're the Mid Atlantic don't get it twisted.
It's soda, not pop.
It's a sub, not a hoagie.
It's the beach, not the shore
We drink water, not "wooder" or "wata"
It's not "where you's goin'?" it's "where ya'll going."
It's pizza, not pie
We are NOT hicks.
We have the second most prosperous BLACK County in the US, which is PG County.
We play in DC and rest in MD.
It's DC, not Washington; and we know how to get anywhere.
We know how to drive aggressively yet cautiously.
We know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a traffic circle, and how to pump our own gas.
We know what and where the Naval Academy is.
We are the Chocolate City!
We don't think Maryland is the best state in the Nation; we just know it is!
See I'm from "THA AREA" MD, DC, VA. Where females can go to PG Plaza, Pentagon City, or Tyson Corner for their wardrobe and fellas know all about that HOBO, MCHUNU, BONIDACCI, ALL Da'Z, and SOLBIATO.
We are the home of Redskins/Wizards.
We know that no matter how many schools the AREA decides to build it will remain overcrowded.
We know H2O isn't just water, Dream does not happen while sleeping, and Platinum is not just what people wear---these are clubs!!
DC is just around the corner from MD and across the bridge from NOVA.
Our parents work for the government and get there by metro, not subway. To us that is a food restaurant.
We rock Nike boots, NorthFaces and listen to Go-Go religiously. BACK is not a part of the body but an infamous go-go band. TCB is not a hair gel, but another well loved go-go band.
Liquor stores are open 24 hours and in some cases drive-thru.
We don't get along with Northerners with man capri's and especially their duplicators in BMORE who listen to techno.
We got our sense of style and that is why we are original and why I LOVE WHERE I COME FROM!!
You know you are from DC/PG County if:
1. you know what mambo sauce is and order it with chicken/fries
2. you know of hobo, shooters, soblato, mchunu, alldaz, bonidacci, scraypuz,madness, we r one
3. you take professional photos at Iverson mall
4. you miss crystal skate
5. you know what a cranker is
6. you know byb is the best gogo band of all times
7. keep it gangsta is your anthem
8. you used to hang out at union station
9. getting fired for you is a hobby
10. you get hyped when they finally play a gogo song at parties
11. the ladies are sexy in sweatpants
12. you refer to impalas as caprices
13. you listen to 95.5 and 93.9
14. you will never claim Baltimore
15. you think rayne and flex are neighborhood celebrities
16. you were boosted that rare essence was on mtv
17. you know what boosted means
18. you think most songs sound better with a gogo beat
19. you know what it means to kirk
20. the ladies hang out with more males than females
21. you refer to the subway as the metro
22. you know how to get everywhere on the metro
23. you remember them closing balou a thousand times cause people kept leaving mercury in it
24. you know what it means to be wrapping somebody up
25. you think nike boots go with everything
26. you buy earrings from the beauty supply store
27. you know who chuck brown is
28. you can finish this statement: Three in the morning....
29. you see people camped outside of shoe stores when the new shipment of jordans comes in
30. you shop at barefeet
31. when you get upset, you are blown
32. when a person starts acting crazy, they are lunchin
33. after a party, you think about going to IHOP
34. if something dramatic occurs, it is crucial
35. if you agree with something that was said, you say no bull or I know right
36. you insert "ja" randomly in sentences and dont have a clue as to what it means ex: I was ja like upset
37. you beat your feet
99 things you may or may not want to know about me:
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
right above the tattoo on my left foot... where your foot and leg meet.. look like a ciggarette burn, its not. when i was little i was racing down this hill on a bike where I used to live and there was sand at the bottom of the hill (the hill had a concrete sidewalk that I was riding on) anyway, I got "broke" haha busted the knees open etc.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
paint
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
talk when im sick
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
mostly punk/emo/screamo/hardcore type stuff. little r&b some rap/hip-hop thats good & some country. maybe some "pop" too NO GO GO!! and rap is crap now.
mom says 333pm birth cert. says 338pm
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
honestly, money or a job.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
maryland
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)
my blankie
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5' 6
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
no
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
in the woods
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
steve. because he was upset. he didnt make me cry intentionally
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?
dreamangels heavently (victoria secret), britney spears curious, Lucky You, LoveSpell (what girl doenst like that)
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
dark hair. dont care the eye color although green blue & hazel are nice. but i like dark brown too
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
I wouldn't propose. I'm a girl. And yes that is kind of old fashioned. <--- I agree with Amy.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
frap or red bull
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
light sauce, sausage & pineapple
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
cluck-u wings & sweet iced tea
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
goldfish crackers. <--haha
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
my blankie
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
steve
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
no
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
anything from forever21 or hottopic
25. DO YOU LIKE THE CITY/TOWN THAT YOU LIVE IN?
its cool. but i love maryland and want to move back
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
yes. De Niro my pup
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
dog. boxer-hound mix. people say he looks like hes got pit in him- maybe some but i dont like pitbulls so i disagree
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
with steve-yes. other than that i would try not too
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Just say it
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
34
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE LAST NUMBER YOU CALLED
jenn
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
ignorant people. liars. & people who dont use their blinkers although i rarely do myself. and the peole that go to walmart supercenter at the same time as everyone else and its crowded
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
no
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
cheesecake
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Who hasn't?
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
balancing my checkbook. what a life
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
no
41. HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR WISDOM TEETH REMOVED?
no- i dont even have my wisdom teeth yet. haha hopefully i wont get them
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
hair. makeup
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
money.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
2 or 3, probably stop after 1
47. Do you wish on stars?
occasionally
48. WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
hang up my clothes. bitch at the car dealership. went downstairs to tanyas. talked to jen. applied for a job at the hospital. talked to steve. talked to mom. bitched at DBCC. threw away some junk mail & old clothes. played with my dog
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
herbal essences body envy & color me happy
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
yes. it's very neat.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
honey ham or brown sugared ham
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
i bite my nails. occasionally. and i still have my baby blanket and slept with it (him-its a boy) until about a month ago when steve hid my blankie and i still havent found it. ass
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
none. i dont care.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
duh.
55. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
when steve gets home. and when its time to watch tyra & good nitetime shows
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
yes, but only to an extent. you can become attractive to someone you werent at first
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
yelling... or talking to steve about it
59. WHO IS YOUR FAMOUS ACTOR/ SINGER CRUSH?
jared leto. hugh laurie (dr house)
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
blankie. & barbies
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
alot. it needs to be cleaned out
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?
yes.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
yes
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
no
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
honesty. intelligence. humor. adventure. romance.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
brittany WAAATSON. WAAATSON. britt. brattany. B Dub. etc
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?
30 seconds to mars. red jumpsuit apparatus. atreyu. 18v. as i lay dying. paramore
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
house. lost (I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT!) Project Runway. Tyra & Americas Next Top Model
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE?
I refused to take it.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
cookie dough
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
yep
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
ummm forever & a day.
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
my md friends
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
like 107
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
whatever
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
the tv
77.LAST THING YOU DRANK?
hot chocolate last night. havent drank anything today
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
steves mom
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
hair & tattoos
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
idk. emergency by paramore
81. FAVORITE THING(S) TO HATE?
the bitch monique on top model
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
July
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
i don't know. mine? capricorn
84. FAVORITE SPORT?
football
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
brown highlighted blonde and red
86. EYE COLOR?
hazel-green
87. SHOE SIZE?
7.5-8
88. SIBLINGS?
danny-brother
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT?
chipotle. taco bell. chick-fil-a
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
never tried and, and i doubt it
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
rachael ray
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
thanksgiving. 4th of july. birthday. xmas.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
used to play violin
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
unaffiliated
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
both
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
gas
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
nothing.