Yay! On my way to Seattle tonight..... I'm going to drop off some Burlesque goers, and hopefully see My Steve and my Mary! My plans to be "21" in time for Burlesque fell through..... But that's ok! It's kinda better cause now I'm coming back tomorrow night instead to be with my best friend Jessica at her Birthday party! You shoulda seen the look on her face when I said I was going to Seattle.... "Oh.... then you're gonna miss my birthday?" (SADNESS!) Her lil hard ass hides a sentsative soul.... Then I'm going all the way back to Seattle on Saturday to pick up people I drop off for SG..... And continueing my roadtrip to Portland! (Did I mention I love to roadtrip????) Then in portland I'm gonna head to the SG burlesque afterparty and have my fun there! YAY FOR FUN FILLED WEEKENDS!...... Stressing just a smidge, but that's ok.... 
I had to fix my car to be able to do all this though.... $471.00!!!!!! Mechanics totally raped me for all my spare change!
..... I'm gonna have to be selling my liver on the black market for cash at this rate.... 
ANYWHO, I better get going back to getting everything ready... Still gotta get my car, wash it, dye my hair, wash some cloths, wash myself, and do all the other BS in between!
and all before work tonight..... then driving all night to portland!... Better add on that list to purchase a shit load of energy drinks to keep my ass going.... So bye! Wish my luck with those crazy ass white vans (they ALWAYS suck at driving)....
P.S. Do you think that I will get the FBI at my door if I start sending our homophobic President boxes and boxes of Really thick chewy easily choked on pretzels?...... Moowaahahahahahaha!!!
I had to fix my car to be able to do all this though.... $471.00!!!!!! Mechanics totally raped me for all my spare change!
..... I'm gonna have to be selling my liver on the black market for cash at this rate....
ANYWHO, I better get going back to getting everything ready... Still gotta get my car, wash it, dye my hair, wash some cloths, wash myself, and do all the other BS in between!
and all before work tonight..... then driving all night to portland!... Better add on that list to purchase a shit load of energy drinks to keep my ass going.... So bye! Wish my luck with those crazy ass white vans (they ALWAYS suck at driving)....
P.S. Do you think that I will get the FBI at my door if I start sending our homophobic President boxes and boxes of Really thick chewy easily choked on pretzels?...... Moowaahahahahahaha!!!
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He. Cannot. Win.