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britney

Seattle, WA (or it will be again)

Member Since 2003

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Monday Jan 05, 2004

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I'M A FUCKING RETARD!!!!! Someone needs to shoot me and put me out of my own misery. I locked my god damn keys in my car AGAIN! that makes for #6, this month. Thats right, 6 times..... (sigh)..... Plus, it's on, and I have to wait for a lock smith at least 3 hours due to the weathor. Oh well, for now I'll drink away my sorrows so I'll be nice and numb to the world by the time Mr. lock guy gets here. On another note.... Forget quitting smoking weed.... So not gonna happen. I thought I was gonna kill everybody! Maybe one day I'll lock myself in a box for a week like david blaine, that way I can quit while being safely kept from any human contact. mad
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gecko:
When a girl I was seeing locked her keys in her running car we just called the police and they came and used a slim jim on it. Then again, we 300 yds behind a police station...
Jan 5, 2004
cricket:
thankssmile

wow six time eh smile he he . . . sorry that sucksfrown
Jan 6, 2004

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