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britishinvasion

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Saturday May 02, 2009

May 2, 2009
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Ok, so I'm writing a series of lists for my non-fiction class and I want one to be "Things about men that make women gay" ie opinions or experiences with them or whatever. The grosser/weirder/funnier the better (and you can even make them up if you want lol)

Another of the lists is the opposite: "Things about women that make men gay" with the same vague specifications.

Both of these lists can also go the way of "Things about men/woman that make women/men WISH they were gay" so there's a lot of wiggle room.

The assignment's due Monday morning.
Think anyone can help me out with a couple points?
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fatkidlovescake:
the whole period thing is pretty gross (you cant deny it)

girl farts, as a point of scientific fact, do indeed smell worse than guy farts.

what the fuck is with clogging every drain in the house/appartment with your hair? seriously, wtf? instead of throwing it down the sink, aim for the trash...and PLEASE when you're done showering collect the wookie that is growing out of the drain and throw it in the trash too. every time a drain is clogged we feel the need to fix it (fixing things like a clogged drain is a manly task). however, when we reach into said drain and wrap our hands around a spongey mass of human hair (all of which came off your head) the sickened feelings completely negate the joy we take in performing the manly task.

girls dont understand the point of owning a good hammer. thats right, the hammer you purchased at the dollar store is beyond inadequate. why dont you own a good 32 oz framing hammer? prefferably with a waffled face. if you go to the store to purchase a hammer and you think the hammer you'e about to buy is "cute" you need to put it down and go find a guy to tell you which hammer to buy. because you're wrong.
May 2, 2009
britishinvasion:
Hahahaha I'm glad I could accommodate your inner displeasures. That was brilliant.
May 3, 2009

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