It never ceases to amazes me how ghetto some people can be. i just got home from work and my last table was a royal pain in the ass. They were this couple...mid twenties probably....they sit down in my section and i go over there to greet them and the chic asks for a kids menu. Needless to say there were clearly no KIDS at the table...so i ask her if she was planning on ordering from the kids menu to which she replied "yes" so i joyfully inform her that she can not do so that i can give her a lunch size portion but i couldn't give her a kids meal. So she rolls her eyes 
and they both order 2 waters and requested a BOWL full of lemons. At this point i decided to not waste my time trying to cater to them cause they were too cheap to even order a damn lemonade, they had to go out of their way to make their own out of lemons and water!!!!!!! i actually ended up giving them quality service and they actually left me a tip....i was totally expecting a stiff or a single buck....but oh no...... these big spenders actually left me THREE whole dollars!!! what a waste of my time...if you can't tip your waitress people then go hit the drive thru....or if you're too cheap to tip....take your damn food to go
and they both order 2 waters and requested a BOWL full of lemons. At this point i decided to not waste my time trying to cater to them cause they were too cheap to even order a damn lemonade, they had to go out of their way to make their own out of lemons and water!!!!!!! i actually ended up giving them quality service and they actually left me a tip....i was totally expecting a stiff or a single buck....but oh no...... these big spenders actually left me THREE whole dollars!!! what a waste of my time...if you can't tip your waitress people then go hit the drive thru....or if you're too cheap to tip....take your damn food to go
tony_montana:
Bowl full of lemons huh. Now I know what ot order if I come to your restaurant 