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brisuscheez

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Tuesday Aug 17, 2010

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So I have some pretty big news...

And I have been thinking and thinking...

AND thinking and thinking of how to put it on here - because I have no shameless self promotion through sets or anything - so I decided on the only true way to share such big news:


HAND PUPPET THEATRE!

These are Hand Gators:


They like to show off, TA-DA!:


But beware, for they are violent and deadly creatures (*bonk*):


They like to chomp (*chomp*):


Maybe they are Handodiles?


I don't know - ANYWAY!


Sometimes they like to make out (*smooch*):


But do you want to know what they love most of all?


BOOBIES!


*chomp, chomp, chomp*


The end.


Thank you! Thank you! PS: I'm moving to Florida in September. biggrin

and PPS: I need a job - however this routine may not be appropriate for bar/bat mitzvahs and children's birthday parties. Feel free to email briecheez@hotmail.com if you have any leads for jobs in FL. smile

kiss kiss
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damagedi:
Hmmm needs a little work on the Gator bonk part of the show... Not sure if gator was getting bonked or a hair quiff... Get a little stage built inot a costume a la "boobs in a box" and you might be able to hit the burlesque shows ... when you have your act polished check out "La Fee Verte" in Miami
Aug 18, 2010
fadetoblack:
Well done for a very intriguing blog. Reminds me of a sock puppet sketch (minus the gators and boobies) I did for my Popular Theater class. Ah, the memories...

It must be exciting moving down to Florida next month!

What's causing the move? What's your living situation going to be like?
Aug 18, 2010

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