This link will probably not work... but have I mentioned how much I love The Tiger Lillies? Cause I do... 
<a href="http://vimeo.com/10442987">The Tiger Lillies- Living Hell</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3359103">Mark Holthusen</a>.
A little bit of a real post:
1) There is a large carousel in the middle of the downtown mall. I saw lions, tigers, giraffes, zebras and horses. Alas, there were no mustaches, so it went unridden by me.
2) I bought black Capezio character shoes and Lady Gaga lipstick from MAC with part of my tax refund... this could be a failure of financial planning on my part. I don't think my investments will return all that much, although I think I could write them off as business expenses next year.
3) I've decided to go back on anti-fat pills. They are basically amphetamines. But I am sick of losing parts because I'm heavy and that's all people seeing about me. I mean, it's great to have a generally good soul/personality, but I feel like those aren't counting for much now a days. I have to convince people to want to have sex with me for a job, not my soul.
4) I might be leaving VA as soon as April 5th - we'll see how showing my apartment goes tomorrow. I'm not too optimistic that the first person who sees it will want it, but you never know... I don't like quick change, but I'm sure this will all work out well.
5) Canada school, oh, Canada school, please contact me and want me to go to you. I'm so very impatient for some good news and all of my eggs are now in your basket. pleaseohpleaseohplease!
XOXO
ETA: Well, duh. This made me giggle for hours. I'm easily amused.
<a href="http://vimeo.com/10442987">The Tiger Lillies- Living Hell</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3359103">Mark Holthusen</a>.
A little bit of a real post:
1) There is a large carousel in the middle of the downtown mall. I saw lions, tigers, giraffes, zebras and horses. Alas, there were no mustaches, so it went unridden by me.
2) I bought black Capezio character shoes and Lady Gaga lipstick from MAC with part of my tax refund... this could be a failure of financial planning on my part. I don't think my investments will return all that much, although I think I could write them off as business expenses next year.
3) I've decided to go back on anti-fat pills. They are basically amphetamines. But I am sick of losing parts because I'm heavy and that's all people seeing about me. I mean, it's great to have a generally good soul/personality, but I feel like those aren't counting for much now a days. I have to convince people to want to have sex with me for a job, not my soul.
4) I might be leaving VA as soon as April 5th - we'll see how showing my apartment goes tomorrow. I'm not too optimistic that the first person who sees it will want it, but you never know... I don't like quick change, but I'm sure this will all work out well.
5) Canada school, oh, Canada school, please contact me and want me to go to you. I'm so very impatient for some good news and all of my eggs are now in your basket. pleaseohpleaseohplease!
XOXO
ETA: Well, duh. This made me giggle for hours. I'm easily amused.
2) That'll make for an interesting read for the taxman.
3) SRK posted his diet secrets on his Twitter feed the other day. He says -- 30 minutes of exercise four times a week, absolutely no bread or rice with any meal, eat only meats that have been boiled or grilled, drink water, and cut out colas and alcohol. Oh - you can have alcohol, so long as your exercise the next day is 50 minutes rather than 30. And I totally dig you without having to take off the weight. But I completely understand about missing out on roles as a result.
4) If you go on April 5th, I'll miss you -- but I hope whatever awaits you in that eventuality will bring you fun and happiness.
5) Come on, Canada school!