Theme of Today:
Blowjobs and Sandwiches
Read:
http://www.bestblowjobinfivesteps.com/
While:
Eating a home-made Italian Hoagie
Hm...
ANYWAY: Little frustrated, housing search not going so well
(maybe I should start promising sandwiches and blowjobs in exchange for housing?), AND none of my auditions are turning out well/into jobs. I'm a frustrated entertainer!
I maybe posting some singing silliness later (AKA: Lady Gaga in an Opera Voice; I have to prove I'm valid, dammit!), after I make cookies. Our technical director's house is flooded which sucks because he's had to take his wedding fund money to fix his house. Furthermore, he came in early to set up for the Teen Theatre Festival, which he thought was today, but it isn't until Feb. 2nd. I told him I can't fix his house or his wedding fund, but I can cheer him up with cookies for mistaking the day. So I'm baking for the theatre. 
Like me, I crave social validation, I'm an actor! Also...
Blowjobs and Sandwiches
Read:
http://www.bestblowjobinfivesteps.com/
While:
Eating a home-made Italian Hoagie
Hm...
ANYWAY: Little frustrated, housing search not going so well
(maybe I should start promising sandwiches and blowjobs in exchange for housing?), AND none of my auditions are turning out well/into jobs. I'm a frustrated entertainer!I maybe posting some singing silliness later (AKA: Lady Gaga in an Opera Voice; I have to prove I'm valid, dammit!), after I make cookies. Our technical director's house is flooded which sucks because he's had to take his wedding fund money to fix his house.
Furthermore, he came in early to set up for the Teen Theatre Festival, which he thought was today, but it isn't until Feb. 2nd. I told him I can't fix his house or his wedding fund, but I can cheer him up with cookies for mistaking the day. So I'm baking for the theatre. Like me, I crave social validation, I'm an actor! Also...
Speaking of which -- that's it. I'm getting a canoe and coming up there.