So are your loved one's planning to eat you - I fell you deserve to know, but only cause I'm your virtual friend and have no way of knowing how tasty you actually are... 
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/plotting_eat
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/plotting_eat
doctor_hu:
Apparently, I have a 35% chance of being eaten by my loved ones. Oh, wait. I have been bitten....