1. Porn Dialogue - "Here Harry... Take my arm." *groan* "You want me to let him catch me?" *double groan*
2. Wait a minute - these guys have MAGIC? Their cameras look like something out of the victorian era and they take a coal engine to Hogwarts? The humans in the film look sleeker and more modern than they do - seriously, I'd poof myself up some Ipods and sell them on the black market at Hogwarts. You can't tell me young wizards wouldn't want those... Magic is magic, but cool human stuff is still pretty cool.
3. "I'm a teenage wizard and I'm full of angst and hormones and... wizard goo!"
4. So everyone at the party busts on Hermione because her parents are dentists, but not one of those little jerks know how to do CPR or tie a tourniquet? Seriously, Ron is already brain dead while you sit there and tremble at the foam...
5. Hm... a lot of these people were in "Sweeney Todd"
6. Copyright infringement - did anyone else think the scene in the cave looked like a cutting room floor piece from "Lord of the Rings"?
7. Blowjob jokes... lots and lots of blowjob jokes...
8. Wow, they are lucky their cute little kids grew up and look hot. (Ah, no! Bad thoughts!)
9. But seriously through, Draco looks really hot in his suit... (Ah! It burns us!) [But why are there like a million shots of him taking down the cover from the cabinet? I would have been lazy and not put it back up there. "Ah, I'm just coming back tomorrow, whatever."]
10. They should let Ginny wear make-up, she's too cute of a girl to purposefully make her look dowdy all the time.
11. Bezoars? Really J.K.? Gross: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezoar
12. Jim Broadbent is fricking amazing - how does he get his voice and eye to do that the whole movie? I want to learn how to make characters like he does... *sigh*
13. Lavender is crazy cheez whiz.
14. Music can help out any scene. Like the end. Or when you JUST KNOW something bad is in that water, but still the music makes you jump out of your seat anyway!
15. I want Luna's holiday dress!
16. 20 minutes into this movie my butt already fell asleep and I was getting antsy - but no! I paid $10, I'm watching the whole thing! *wiggle, wiggle*
17. Rock concert lighter crowd scene... but with wands! "Play 'Freebird'!" "Shhh! You jerk!"
18. I want Helena Bonham Carter's hair... that stuff is crazy, and AWESOME!
19. I just wanted to see one angsty teenage wizard with holes in their face. You just know there's a tiny Robert Smith look-a-like somewhere in Hogwarts with the eyeliner and crazy hair and a pierced eyebrow... You're telling me Slytherin has NONE of those kids? Come on!
20. I kinda laughed through the whole thing - was that bad?
But overall I REALLY liked it. Don't think just because I'm a jerk I can't geek out and like something too.
2. Wait a minute - these guys have MAGIC? Their cameras look like something out of the victorian era and they take a coal engine to Hogwarts? The humans in the film look sleeker and more modern than they do - seriously, I'd poof myself up some Ipods and sell them on the black market at Hogwarts. You can't tell me young wizards wouldn't want those... Magic is magic, but cool human stuff is still pretty cool.
3. "I'm a teenage wizard and I'm full of angst and hormones and... wizard goo!"
4. So everyone at the party busts on Hermione because her parents are dentists, but not one of those little jerks know how to do CPR or tie a tourniquet? Seriously, Ron is already brain dead while you sit there and tremble at the foam...
5. Hm... a lot of these people were in "Sweeney Todd"
6. Copyright infringement - did anyone else think the scene in the cave looked like a cutting room floor piece from "Lord of the Rings"?
7. Blowjob jokes... lots and lots of blowjob jokes...
8. Wow, they are lucky their cute little kids grew up and look hot. (Ah, no! Bad thoughts!)
9. But seriously through, Draco looks really hot in his suit... (Ah! It burns us!) [But why are there like a million shots of him taking down the cover from the cabinet? I would have been lazy and not put it back up there. "Ah, I'm just coming back tomorrow, whatever."]
10. They should let Ginny wear make-up, she's too cute of a girl to purposefully make her look dowdy all the time.
11. Bezoars? Really J.K.? Gross: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezoar
12. Jim Broadbent is fricking amazing - how does he get his voice and eye to do that the whole movie? I want to learn how to make characters like he does... *sigh*
13. Lavender is crazy cheez whiz.
14. Music can help out any scene. Like the end. Or when you JUST KNOW something bad is in that water, but still the music makes you jump out of your seat anyway!
15. I want Luna's holiday dress!
16. 20 minutes into this movie my butt already fell asleep and I was getting antsy - but no! I paid $10, I'm watching the whole thing! *wiggle, wiggle*
17. Rock concert lighter crowd scene... but with wands! "Play 'Freebird'!" "Shhh! You jerk!"
18. I want Helena Bonham Carter's hair... that stuff is crazy, and AWESOME!
19. I just wanted to see one angsty teenage wizard with holes in their face. You just know there's a tiny Robert Smith look-a-like somewhere in Hogwarts with the eyeliner and crazy hair and a pierced eyebrow... You're telling me Slytherin has NONE of those kids? Come on!
20. I kinda laughed through the whole thing - was that bad?
But overall I REALLY liked it. Don't think just because I'm a jerk I can't geek out and like something too.
thomasheath:
That is awesome make me think of HP in a whole new light.....lol