briscoe

Run! Hide your children! Protect your pets! Go outa town for a while or somethin'!!!!!!!!!

because Barbie has tattoos!

witness:



check it out: a voice of reason in a storm of stupid



my favorite part: One commenter, on the Ms Twixt website for parents of Tween-age girls, wrote: "Encouraging children that tattoos are cool is wrong, wrong, wrong. Mattel why not put a cigarette and a beer bottle in her hand while you're at it!"



ah! she's right! you know, the second i sinned through tattoo, i noticed that i always had a cigarette in my hand. and in the other? booze. i haven't been able to get rid of them since. and i can put on a sweater and jeans before i leave the house, but by the time i get outside, i'm wearing a miniskirt and tube top with stripper heels.




*sigh* man, people are stupid.


i kinda love her cactus-dog though