brighteye

I fell in love today.

But wouldn't you know it, sigh, as with most affairs of the heart this one is not without a catch. The object of my affection belongs to another. And I am at a loss as to what the hell to do.

"We that are true lovers run into strange capers; but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly."-Bill Shakespeare

I know the suspense is killing you so without further adieu...i give you...the pocket Romeo








Why Romeo you say?



cuz he brings the heat to all comers...specially dogs 5 times his size lmao...put the kiddies away cuz here Mr. Sanchez gets severely owned

Intense passion...notice the steely-eyed concentration on Romy



So I need some good advice friends. This morning I let my dog out and checked on him to find Mr. Sanchez being thoroughly ravaged by an amorous visitor from parts unknown. It seems that while I was in the shower this lil Yorkie made his way into my fenced in yard. They were so damn funny lookin with Romeo chasin Sanchez around like a... er well... dog in heat. Sanchez didn't know what the hell was going on or what hit him. The dog was so small I am not sure he even noticed. Kind of like most of the girls I have slept with. I keed I keed...

I came to find out this afternoon after I got home from work that the Yorkie belongs to some slackasses that live a few blocks away in an apartment. Apparently they let him wander around the neighborhood all day long while they work or smoke crack or whatever they do. He has no collar. The lady who gave me the scoop said she has seen him almost get run over about 5 times wandering around in the streets.

What is your opinion? Right now he is chilling in my house. Should I...
1. Keep the lil buggerer
2. Find him a good safe home or
2. Should I just let him out on the street to take his chances?

I am leaning hard towards one of the first two options. People that don't take care of their pets suck donkey ass Anyone have or know of a good home for this handsome lil devil?

****UPDATE****
Romeo spent the night last night, but being the cold-hearted player that he is, disappeared in the AM when I let him and my dog out to do their business. The yard is fenced in and because of his homo lust for Sanchez, I assumed he would stick around. Either his owners came by and grabbed him or he squeezed out of the fence. I am sure he will be back and next time I will be more careful bout keeping him secured, I talked with a local animal rescue maven that I have dealt with in the past and she has agreed to help me find a good home for him. Like most of you that were nice enough to comment she is supportive of the righteous dog-napping and I will feel more than justified in doing it. I go out of town a lot and it is already enough that I frequently leave Sanchez with my gracious Mom on top of her 5 other pets. Don't want to add to the burden as badass as Romeo is. So regretfully I don't think I will be able to keep him. Plus I live too close to the shithead owners to keep him outta site. Thanks for the advice y'all and I will keep you posted!!!