briansezhi

So I'm about to make a 5 and a half pound pork roast. My roommate's not even going to be home. This may be too much food for one man...

In other news, my hi-def TV's back! I'm catching up on shows right now. I don't want to say Battlestar Galactica's amazing, but it is. Fucking amazing.

It's Saturday night, my TV's broken, and I feel like crap so I'm not going out.

Anyone want to entertain me? Tell me a joke? At least offer pity?

So, when did it become March in Cincinnati? It's effing 68 degrees outside! I don't know whether to appreciate the warmth, or wear a sandwich board that says "The End is Nigh" and stand on a street corner...

It's freaking me the fuck out, dude.

Hi. I'm Brian. More to come later, when I have more interesting things to say...