Evidently, I'm going straight to Hell. Do not pass "GO". Do not collect $200.

I found this Dante's Inferno Hell Test. It's loosely based on the levels hell from the book. I've been banished to the second level of hell, which is where the lustful people go. What a surprise...or not. Anyways, it was mildly amusing to me, so I thought I'd share. Here are my results and an official link to the site.

Later...



The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.



Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mvnull