This weekend I'm running my first half-marathon. I'm pretty fucking stoked. I'm dressing as Hulk Hogan while I run which will be so fun. At the end I'm gonna rip my shirt off in glorious Hulk Hogan fashion! What chu gonna do brother?!
I'm totally ready. I stopped drinking a month ago to help train and I will fall off the wagon immediately after I finish the race.
First comes the complimentary beer provided by the org that puts on the race followed by my fall off the wagon party where I'll duct tape my growler to my hand, Edward Growlerhand style. It's gonna be an epic day.
And to make the weekend even better I'm heading to a punk rock wedding with an awesome lady friend Saturday.
Wish me luck!
I'm totally ready. I stopped drinking a month ago to help train and I will fall off the wagon immediately after I finish the race.
First comes the complimentary beer provided by the org that puts on the race followed by my fall off the wagon party where I'll duct tape my growler to my hand, Edward Growlerhand style. It's gonna be an epic day.
And to make the weekend even better I'm heading to a punk rock wedding with an awesome lady friend Saturday.
Wish me luck!