brettpunk

You learn things going through life by making mistakes, and I made a pretty horrible one this evening. Buying THIS:

OH GOD I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION WHY GOD WHY

Seriously, it tastes like the fake bacon strips you buy for your dog. I've had microwavable vegetarian bacon that tasted better than this shit.

In other news, I went to the eye doctor today. There's an episode of Top Gear that I love where they make their own RVs essentially, and Jeremy Clarkson's is this big three story thing, so whenever he gets on the highway, it starts rocking and swaying in the wind and he's screaming the entire time. That's me driving back to work with dilated pupils. The cloudless summer sky burns like fire, and every headlight or reflection is like an explosion. Oh, and everything is slightly blurry. It's like being in a JJ Abrams film, even though I was wearing these heavy duty sunglasses that mom loaned me:

Also, holy shit I need to shave.

Um, that's it. Pics taken from Instagram. My name on there is animatedtrigger if you're interested in following. Have a wonderful evening and DON'T EAT BACON JERKY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.