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Thursday Jul 28, 2005

Jul 28, 2005
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So here's an interesting thing, you guys remember me complaining about my calloused heels? Well, last night, they served a great purpose. You see, I decided to sit in my doorway to take a phone call and unknowingly, my calloused heel accidentally brushes past a black widow web and the little fucker bites me (I saw this too...)! So no really concerned, I get up and get a glass of water and call 911 and have a little time to IM people while the paramedics get to my house (mind you, all the while, I can see the flesh on my hell turn this dark purple hue). Well, the medics give me this antivenom and monitor my vitals and I get into the hospital and the doctor tells me that the callous actually slowed down the flow of venom into my blood stream. Funny how things work like that. I mean, I could have been in far worse shape than having only a bandaged up foot and a little (okay, a lot) of pain. All I gotta say is thank god for callouses! smile
sinovia:
yes, we have AC at work... and then i leave and go for a six mile bike ride and finally end up in my hot apartment... even the plumbing is hot, it takes about 10 minutes of running water to get cold! blackeyed
Jul 28, 2005
sinovia:
ps. i hate spiders.. the old arachnophobe.
Jul 28, 2005

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