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Thursday Feb 01, 2007

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Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the
doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her
to make love with him.

Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18
hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"

Carolyn agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours
of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just
one more time before I die."

She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned
until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder
to wake her up.

"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being
funny but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."



Heh, just thought I'd share.
toothpickmoe:
Poor Barry.
Feb 2, 2007

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