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Monday May 01, 2006

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A change was needed! J_Dizzle was a nickname of mine at the bar I used to work at. But since I don't work there anymore (and add to the fact that I have been incessively watching Teen Girl Squad on Homestarrunner.com...well, you get the drift) I figured I'd have another dumb ass name (even though my name is Jason, not Brett). Fuggit...new profile pic to come as soon as I get off my lazy ass and find one that doesn't make me look like the fat lardo that I am. (I've had the same one for well over a year) biggrin

Ohh and my plan for the mass murder of Sorority Girls has hit a snag. More on that later...
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rosie_baby:
I like the name, yes change can be a good thing.
May 1, 2006
davidle1:
hey you should invite the stupid sorority girls to stay the night...and before you know rumor will spread of your accalaides and you will be well stocked for some time and will welcome the cheers of a stupid sorority girl...as one guy mentioned to me..oh you should go check out the new girl ..she is flaming hot...I said oh really? He said yeah better get to it though...he goes but theres one thing ..i said whats that shes stupid as fuck..i was like oh then forget it stupid as fuck last thing i need is another dam headache..he goes no no but if you just want to hit it...it will be alright....hmmmm
May 1, 2006

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