breetini

So im totally retarded, i got pulled over yesterday by a state patrol(cop) because i didnt have my front license plate on, who knew you were suppose to do that? i never did it in cali!!!!!! parents remeber to add that to the list to teach your children! And then i got pulled over again by a different state patrol this morning, but i do agree with him, i didnt stop at two stop signs, but damnit there were no cars and its called a cali roll! wtf! But im lucky, i begged him to just give me a warning, and i gave him the sad puppy dog eyes, he loved it! Then when he went back to his car i crossed my fingers and toes and prayed to god, he came back and gave me a warning! THANK GOD! I am one lucky bitch!!!!!!!! Thank goodness im a chick, if i was a dude id be paying a lot of money!!!!!