okay.
this is what went down last night...
1. went to 80s night @ cab's.
2. danced.
3. celebrated linday b's bday SOBER.
4. then i got my red hoodie stolen (yes THAT red hoodie!).
5. then lindsay s and i drove home to our apt and was followed by the cops...
+ first they passed me on 299.
+ then they pulled a U-ey and followed me down n.elting.
+ haha! sucks for them bc i live @ the begining of the rd and they were pussies and turned around.
+ lindsay and i noticed a car go by and as usual we looked out the window and i noticed it was the cops that were following me SOOOOO i...
6. opened the curtain, as usual by pulling it from left to right in a sweeping manner and showed them some of my amazing american sign language that i learned in highschool (aka: "flippin the bird" as lindsay s calls it.) sooo...
7. there is a sudden BANGING on the door. who could it be? thought the two sexy teenagers??
8. the COPS!
9. they ask me if i gave them the finger.
10. i deny.
11. we argue abt the subject.
12. i tell them that "yes i opened the curtain, like i always do, to see if someone had pulled in the driveway" and continued to deny the fact that i actually DID give them the finger.
13. they tell me that you can get arrested for that shit.
14. i told them that that's awesome, but i didnt do it, so i didnt understand what the problem was.
15. we continue to say "okay" back and forth but it goes nowhere.
16. they start to (sorta) hint that they wanted to arrest me.
17. i still deny it and say "sorry, but they were mistaken" and give them a look like WHHHHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING HERE FIGHTING WITH ME?!! (all in caps bc i think in caps @ this point.)
18. we both say goodnight as the dykishly badlooking man of a cop exits the doorway.
this just in.. lindsay thought that they were BOTH men. hahahaa!
the woman pulled me over before. that is why i know she's a chick.
this woman tried pulling me over before (which i had mentioned in a previous entry seen HERE.)
she's one of those "i gotta be tuff and show off to the other tuffguys on the squad (or whatever you call them) and be a bitch!".
lindsay still cant get over the fact that that officer was a woman.
and can i add that she was the total butch of the operation and her partner was totally standing behind her like a fucking pussy and just looking and not saying a word. he looked more terrified than anyone else. what a P U S S Y!
and yeah.
can we just talk abt the fact that my mothafuckin red fuckin hoodie is G O N E!?!!!
that shit is FAMOUS!
yeah. thats it. im pissed. and i totally just relived that night @ the super8... except i have a feeling that i was alot more closer to getting arrested then i have ever been before.
and i would also like to add that lindsay and i felt like we were on a bad episode of COPS. you know, those ones where the COPS go to the house and its some lame call and there is no action (like that one episode that i watched w/rob tencza and colin where they just fucking went in and got rid of some fucking black water snake and this black old bitch was crying and screaming for NOTHING! this equals a bad episode of COPS.)
fuck da police!
this is what went down last night...
1. went to 80s night @ cab's.
2. danced.
3. celebrated linday b's bday SOBER.
4. then i got my red hoodie stolen (yes THAT red hoodie!).
5. then lindsay s and i drove home to our apt and was followed by the cops...
+ first they passed me on 299.
+ then they pulled a U-ey and followed me down n.elting.
+ haha! sucks for them bc i live @ the begining of the rd and they were pussies and turned around.
+ lindsay and i noticed a car go by and as usual we looked out the window and i noticed it was the cops that were following me SOOOOO i...
6. opened the curtain, as usual by pulling it from left to right in a sweeping manner and showed them some of my amazing american sign language that i learned in highschool (aka: "flippin the bird" as lindsay s calls it.) sooo...
7. there is a sudden BANGING on the door. who could it be? thought the two sexy teenagers??
8. the COPS!
9. they ask me if i gave them the finger.
10. i deny.
11. we argue abt the subject.
12. i tell them that "yes i opened the curtain, like i always do, to see if someone had pulled in the driveway" and continued to deny the fact that i actually DID give them the finger.
13. they tell me that you can get arrested for that shit.
14. i told them that that's awesome, but i didnt do it, so i didnt understand what the problem was.
15. we continue to say "okay" back and forth but it goes nowhere.
16. they start to (sorta) hint that they wanted to arrest me.
17. i still deny it and say "sorry, but they were mistaken" and give them a look like WHHHHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING HERE FIGHTING WITH ME?!! (all in caps bc i think in caps @ this point.)
18. we both say goodnight as the dykishly badlooking man of a cop exits the doorway.
this just in.. lindsay thought that they were BOTH men. hahahaa!
the woman pulled me over before. that is why i know she's a chick.
this woman tried pulling me over before (which i had mentioned in a previous entry seen HERE.)
she's one of those "i gotta be tuff and show off to the other tuffguys on the squad (or whatever you call them) and be a bitch!".
lindsay still cant get over the fact that that officer was a woman.
and can i add that she was the total butch of the operation and her partner was totally standing behind her like a fucking pussy and just looking and not saying a word. he looked more terrified than anyone else. what a P U S S Y!
and yeah.
can we just talk abt the fact that my mothafuckin red fuckin hoodie is G O N E!?!!!
that shit is FAMOUS!
yeah. thats it. im pissed. and i totally just relived that night @ the super8... except i have a feeling that i was alot more closer to getting arrested then i have ever been before.
and i would also like to add that lindsay and i felt like we were on a bad episode of COPS. you know, those ones where the COPS go to the house and its some lame call and there is no action (like that one episode that i watched w/rob tencza and colin where they just fucking went in and got rid of some fucking black water snake and this black old bitch was crying and screaming for NOTHING! this equals a bad episode of COPS.)
fuck da police!