I fucking love Florida man..

the sun is out, and all I hear are motorcycles going up and down the street..so..a command decision has been made..
once I put my clothes away I'm going for a ride..See?? wasn't that easy? see ya fuckers!!

Fair winds..



Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.