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Fucking Bike Week!!

Awesome!! Had a great time..wish you all were there! The ride over there kind of sucked..a few accidents along the way so it was backed up..but the ride back hauled ass!! Loved it! The bikes were kind of unimpressive this year though..I really didn't see any that I thought were spectacular..but the women!! Holy shit man..I love bike week! So anyhow, these are some things I learned during my stay there:

chicks on cruisers are hotter then chicks on crotch rockets
crotch rockets really suck
you have to bring ass to get ass at bike week
the Ormond Loop is an awesome ride!
even "plump" chicks look hot in chaps
Froggy's is the shit!
The Iron Horse burnout pit is awesome
the Outlaws are fucking intimidating as a group
my bike is the shit! ( i rode the fuck out of her this weekend )
a beer and a water at the Pink Pony costs $11
My boots really are the coolest on earth

So for next year my goals are: to bring a super hot SG looking hottie, to ride the Ormond Loop at night, and to pull off into the woods and shag rotten!! Not too lofty eh?

I added some pics so check em out! Fair winds..



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