brashnir

The Mountain time zone doesn't really exist. It's true. It's just a trick perpetrated by the US government to make us think the country is bigger than it really is to feed our over-inflated egos. When you fly over the mountain time zone, spy satellites zap all clocks back an hour to simulate the missing hour.


True story.

Hangovers suck.

The End.

guess I won't be imploding any time soon. oh well, all good things must come to an end.

Second verse, same as the first! (see last entry)

If they win 3 more, this town might implode on itself, releasing its energy in a spectacular two-stage nova of Burgundy and Gold.

Thankfully, the odds of that happening, and yours truly thus self-immolating, is still rather slim.

Hail to the Redskins
Hail Victory
Braves on the warpath
Fight for old D.C.!

Run or pass and score we want a lot more
Beat 'em, swamp 'em, touchdown, let the points soar
Fight on, fight on 'til you have won
sons of Washington
(Rah! Rah! Rah!)

Hail to the Redskins
Hail Victory
Braves on the warpath
Fight for old D.C.!

These are the kinds of drivers who need to be tossed into a car crusher:

The Left Lane Lurker - This is the guy (usually in a giant SUV with exceedingly bright headlights) who sits just behind you and to your left when there's absolutely no traffic. He speeds up when you do, and he slows down when you do, too. He doesn't want to...
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I've come to the conclusion that there aren't enough diseases (or are they disorders? whatthefuckever) that end in -lepsy. We've got Epilepsy and we've got Narcolepsy, and that's really about it as far as mainstream consciousness goes, but they're both such interesting conditions that I think we need more

Who cares if the ones we come up are real "According to Hoyle" problems, it's the...
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There should be a rule that if it snows, and you're late to work, anybody who had to stay and wait for your late ass gets to peg you with a snowball in the parking lot.

When I am Supreme Earth Overlord, there will be such a rule, and you had better look out, because I throw a mean snowball.

I am hopelessly addicted to the Xbox Live Arcade. I've spent more time playing the cheesy games on it than I have playing the espensive retail games I bought.

It feels wrong to be enjoying games like Gauntlet and Joust on my new expensive piece of videogame technology, but yet it also somehow manages to feel so right.

I am definitely a product of the...
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UPS man delivered my Xbox 360 yesterday, It's pretty sweet. I wouldn't expect to see much from me on here the next few days/week/smonths/years.

Then again, you never know when inspiration will strike. If anything really funny or weird crosses my mind I'll be sure to come and share.