Monday Feb 27, 2006

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Why must all the beers I like be so damned expensive? I guess you get what you pay for, but $13+ for a 4-pack of 11.2oz bottles is pushing the limits of good taste.

If you're a beer snob like me, go get yourself some Delirium Tremens. You won't be disappointed.
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anna:
you read the whole thing? woohoo! what a champ. i refuse to believe that you read it simply out of boredom. i know its because i am so enticing and captivating wink

thats a good idea, it would make an excellent halloween costume. the corset itself is over $500 though! id be scared id get wasted and puke all over it.
lauren:
The devil takes many shapes, many forms...myspace does happen to be one of them tongue

Monday Feb 27, 2006

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I had a great dream the other night. It would make a cool movie if I could somehow get it from "evertything makes sense since you're dreaming" space into something resembling reality. It was about a guy who could manipulate time and space and was using this ability to pose as his own wife and murder people.

I was pissed when I woke up before...
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sophie:
i know, right? aaaaaah! he's so COOL!

have you read The Fermata by Nicholson Baker? it's like your dream in a book, except replace the gore with titillating juicy bits. i heart it. but that's just me.

Monday Feb 20, 2006

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Last week at work I was making fun of Curling being an Olympic sport. I mean. It's shuffleboard on ice, right?

Then I got home from work and the Curling was on TV. I was tricked into watching it because it was women's curling, and the curlers were fucking hot. Then after watching a while, I actually became interested in the outcome and yeah... now...
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sophie:
i meant, be in germany in 2006 when the world cup fervor hits fever pitch. i wasn't too interested in it all when i was 14.
sarahjane:
hahahah!

Wednesday Feb 15, 2006

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I should have something interesting to say, but it turns out I'm not a very interesting person.

My world domination plans are slightly behind schedule - Mainly because I can't figure out how the hell I'm going to clone the T-Rex army I need.

Sunday Feb 12, 2006

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There's a foot of snow on the ground and OMGWTFHOLYSHITBBQ everyone made it to work on time this morning.

This may be a common occurrence for you people in the northern climes, but trust me when I say that in Northern Virginia, this is nothing short of a miracle. It's even Sunday. I'd consider going to church if there wasn't a foot of snow on...
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lillithvain:
Because of the huge number of comments on my latest set... You are receiving this comment late and it is the same comment that I am leaving everyone else as well. I usually try to thank everyone individually and much more personal like, but I would just never in a million years have the time to do that this time. So, I just want you to know that I appreciate that you took the time to comment on my new set. It was very wonderful of you, and I'm sorry that my return comment is so impersonal. However, if you want to stop by my page and say hello sometime, leave me an email, whatnot I'd love to chat. I am nice to everyone that is nice to me.

So, thank you very very much for your nice comment on my set! It is appreciated.
kiss biggrin

Happy Valentines Day!

Sunday Feb 05, 2006

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Fantasy Football is D&D for people who think they're too cool to play D&D.
lillithvain:
I completely understand. I hate it when people get high and think it makes them smarter. I mean, I don't have any issue with them getting high just that bit there. biggrin
lillithvain:
Ps.. Suicide Kings was a great movie. I love Christopher Walken.

Saturday Feb 04, 2006

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Nothing's new with me.

I still hate everyone.

I mean, you guys are OK, I guess...

Friday Jan 27, 2006

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If the antichrist rose from the dead, would the Satanists have a holiday called "Wester?"

This random thought brought to you by the letter W.
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sophie:
you're a paragon of spiritual thinking. heh.
sophie:
^^ do not grammar check me on the above sentence. i'm pretty sure it's wrong.

Wednesday Jan 25, 2006

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I came home from work the other morning, parked my car, came inside, and about an hour later heard a knock on my front door.

It was a cop.

I open the door, and ask him, "what's going on?" He replies, "why don't you tell me?" He has me step out into the middle of the lawn and look across the street. I see my...
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Sunday Jan 22, 2006

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How are Fruity Pebbles good? They're a complete paradox. They violate one of the core rules of the modern world. Here, I'll quote it right out of the rulebook:

Rule 172.6a
TV/Movie Tie-ins are never good. Especially breakfast cereals. They are always inferior to similar products that were designed before or without a TV or movie deal.

Rule 172.6b
This also applies to video game...
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liante:
Beyond strange and beyond creepy...

As for Fruity Pebbles, damned if I know. I've never eaten them. Fruit-flavored cereals are an abomination in the eyes of god, or if they aren't they definitely should be.

Aren't Cocoa Pebbles more popular, though? I remember in my college dorm cafeteria we had Cocoa Pebbles but not the fruity kind, evidently because the rainbow food coloring niche was already occupied by Froot Loops.
rox:
my 2 favorite colors...black n white.

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