My friend's sister is like some kind of bizarre stupidity vortex. Wherever she goes, all nearby stupidity swirls in on her location only to be swallowed up into the greater moronic whole. I've never in my life met, nor even heard about, someone who attracts as many idiots as this girl.
Perhaps it's a meteorological phenomenon caused by the low-pressure system between her ears.
Perhaps it's a meteorological phenomenon caused by the low-pressure system between her ears.