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brashnir

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Friday Mar 17, 2006

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When I take over the world and rule over it with an iron fist, and become a multi-trillionaire, one of the first things I'm going to do is hire myself a studio audience like on a sitcom. I don't mean just a looped laugh track like in the 70s, I mean an actual audience. They'll follow me around all day and laugh at all the semi-funny things I say. When one of my friends come around, they'll all shout out his/her name and/or applaud like when Norm would show up in the later episodes of Cheers.

What's that you say? My day-to-day life isn't funny enough to warrant a permanent studio audience? I think I'm at least as funny as most sitcoms, which isn't really saying much, and I have a co-worker that's way funnier than me. Some network should pick us up for a couple seasons. We'd be a hit.



This post was typed before a live studio audience.
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maddy:
ps. i like your profile picture
Mar 19, 2006
gwen:
Thankyou! smile
<3
Mar 22, 2006

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