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Tuesday Nov 08, 2005

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If you were a superhero, what would your super power be? Flight? Invisibility? Super Strength? The ability to cut guns in half with your mind and be terribly mysterious?

Not me. That shit is all for poseurs. If I was a superhero, first of all, i'd probably be a super villian, but even then, I'd have the same power: The power of projectile vomiting. Nobody would ever see that coming, and it's a totally valuable and diverse skill. Just imagine all the uses:

You can vomit out corrosive bile to eat away at the armor of enemies like Dr. Doom, and you could do this from long range with your "ChunderSniper" abilities.

If you were taking on Superman, you could eat a kryptonite omelette for breakfast, and when he got close to you, he'd get a giant kryptonite spray. Spiderman? Chundersnipe his webs while he's swinging around, then finish him off with close range bile spray. Batman could be a challenge, since he'd come up with ways to neutralize the spew, but he'd never expect me to vomit in the batmobile's gas tank while he wasn't looking.

And the real glory of this superpower is that you'd never have to take a sick day from your superheroing or supervillaining. Think about it, illness would only ENHANCE your Super Power! Same goes for a night out drinking with friends. What other super hero has his powers enhanced by the presence of alcohol?

It's almost too perfect.
liante:
Does this power not already exist somewhere in the comics universe? confused

I'm trying to remember, but I think my recollection is all tangled up with a curse that was inflicted on a PC in my campaign a few years back (not my curse, I hasten to add).

Re: indifference to videos that don't feature people you find interesting -- is this true of sets as well?
Nov 14, 2005

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