While mosh pits are in general stupid and lame, the thought of a one-man mosh pit amuses me to no end. Just one dude, going berserk, throwing himsrelf around, stage diving into nothing. genius.
And not in a padded room or on a moon bounce or some other safe environment. I'm talking about someone just going nuts on a concrete floor. The only protection he'd be allowed is a condom. I'd buy a pay per view of that shit if someone was willing to do it.
Another pay per view I'd like to buy would be a bunch of high schoolers waiting in line to meet their favorite pop singer. But when they get to the end of the line, there's no singer in sight. The only person there is a huge biker dude. If the kids complain about not getting to see their stupid idol, he punches them in the face and sends them on their way.
Yes, I'm old. I realized I was old the day I started muttering something about, "those fucking kids," when the "kids" in question were college students. The scariest thing about getting older is, the older I get, the smarter my father seems.
Anyone under 20 reading this - you'll know exactly what I mean in 6-12 years. Well, maybe not about the mosh pit thing - I think that's my own singular insanity at work. But you'll get the other parts.
When you pass 30, you start to get joy from being a buzzkill.
And not in a padded room or on a moon bounce or some other safe environment. I'm talking about someone just going nuts on a concrete floor. The only protection he'd be allowed is a condom. I'd buy a pay per view of that shit if someone was willing to do it.
Another pay per view I'd like to buy would be a bunch of high schoolers waiting in line to meet their favorite pop singer. But when they get to the end of the line, there's no singer in sight. The only person there is a huge biker dude. If the kids complain about not getting to see their stupid idol, he punches them in the face and sends them on their way.
Yes, I'm old. I realized I was old the day I started muttering something about, "those fucking kids," when the "kids" in question were college students. The scariest thing about getting older is, the older I get, the smarter my father seems.
Anyone under 20 reading this - you'll know exactly what I mean in 6-12 years. Well, maybe not about the mosh pit thing - I think that's my own singular insanity at work. But you'll get the other parts.
When you pass 30, you start to get joy from being a buzzkill.